The One With The 'Key'

I became 21 years old back then in April..if you turn to 21, you know that it's time to have the 'key'..

What the hell is the 'key'..

Is it just me or does anyone do it when someone turns 21..or maybe this only happens in my life? i don't know..i'm not so sure myself..I follow my sister the other day to some barber shop for her to wash her hair, then there was this aunt who seems to know me, but i don't know her..she told me that the little girl next to her is my daughter..MY DAUGHTER!!!

Nah, i'm just kidding, she say she knows me..ok..she ask how old am i..21..then the whole barber shop starts going.."ah, 21 already, can have the 'key' already..what is that 'key' that everyone likes to talk about..i don't understand, my aunt and uncle all say this shit..what stupid 'key' is it?

I mean i have lots of keys with me and all of them open doors so what am i missing here? okay so let's pretend i have this 'key' with me already..so do i need to find this 'lock' now? it's funny how life interpret itself with all these nonsense metaphor that are just pure lame..Anyway, while i'm busy searching for this imaginary hidden 'key', if y'all do know the answer to this crap..please do tell me before i search for this key all the way to Mexico..

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Prince Of Persia: The Sand Of Time Review

I've waited for this movie for over a year since it was announced, and unfortunately it did not quite reach my expectation..not quite.

The elements that did reached my expectations are CGI effect, acrobatic scene, epic set pieces, the persia feeling of the whole movie and Jake as the prince. Now for not quite..the story, did not attract me enough like the game did and love scene that appears at the wrong time at the wrong place..what's up with that?

I was left not quite satisfied,though they did a decent job keeping it true to the game, wish they could turn back time to get it done more properly..

Robin Hood Review

The movie wasn't too shabby as i thought it would be..i was expecting to fall asleep and yawn till death but i did neither..so i guess it's entertaining to keep my eyes open for 2 hour and 20 minutes..

The One With Lies Cheat & Steal

I lies i cheat and i steal before, actually who hasn't committed any of these 3 sins before, if i see any hands raising up, they're definitely liars, which hence the first sin..lies..

I used to be major in lying, I'm one badass lying bastard..i used to lied my way out of anything that might cause my dad to give me an ass whipping of my lifetime. I was a terrible young boy, back then, i never really care about consequences, i never care about who or what believe my bullshit, as long as i saved from it, I'm fine..feeling doesn't matter to me. I lied my way out of everything and everyone, from my dad to mom to teacher to friends, that was how evil i was..Most of the time i lied so that i didn't have to go to school or escape from tuition and stuff, i swear if there's a list of lies that I've told, it would've been endless..

Now cheating isn't as bad as it might sound, because this only apply on exam..and who in this world hasn't cheated in exam before, I never cheat in big major risky exam though like SPM and stuff like that, i only cheat on the small ones..Exam is just shit..i hated it so badly, it's a waste of my time, whose doesn't agreed? First i have to force myself into studying which takes a lot of forcing to get through one page, then takes up a lot of my brain memory space to fill in all this document and info, i only had about 4 GB of brain cell at that time..have mercy. Then i need to output out this nonsense that i have kept for them, it's ridiculous..I see my friends completing their objectives questions by using coin flip, now that's courage...and stupid..I never cheat on my ex before, i didn't know we had that option at that time..nah, i'm just kidding..

I was an even bigger thief than i was a liar..again,i was a terrible kid back then. I used to steal all the time from shops, not that i could afford it or anything and yet i chose the stealing option. Weirdly enough, it became an addiction for me, for some unknown reason i become addicted to steal and must steal something every 2 hour from somewhere..like i said, i was a terrible kid. My biggest regret though was stealing money from my dad, i never stop to think that my dad worked hard for money so that he could put food on our table, i never stop to think for him..I'm sorry dad..

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The One With Smoke Drink & Gamble

I smoke i drink and i gamble before, i'm a bad bad boi..very very bad..it's no wonder why Santa Claus ain't my best friend and why Jesus blocked me on MSN and why Buddha didn't want to add me on Facebook..But despite all this crap, i don't do any of this anymore normally after first attempt.

I had my first relationship with a cigarette when i was 12, it was bittersweet never meant to be relationship..you know how i know? because it tasted awful. It was like kissing a dead corpse with a full mouth of rusted teeth. This was influence by one of my friend at that time, he taught me how to smoke and we smoke in our tuition teacher's home. See unless many addicted smoker, i have no problem quitting it at all, reason why, because it's not that i want to stop smoking, it's because i don't know how to smoke..nothing comes out from my mouth, it embarrassing. Pretty much after 2 stick of fail attempt i give up and i never touch another cigarette again after that..except the one time during the last day of SPM, that was to celebrate freedom.

I never drink either, my blood has no alcohol in it..clean as a weasel. I don't drink, it the one thing that i never wanted to do actually, but there's always first time to everything right..i just try once or twice just to see what's so nice about it and like cigarette, it sucks..it was literally like i was dating twins..neither one likes me. That is why i'm never the clubbing type of guy, some people got so shocked when they found out i don't club, their face looks like they just heard me say i don't eat..Anyway, the reason of me don't drinking is so that i don't want to turn to alcohol whenever i'm stressed or anything like that, you've seen what it can do..

I gamble, once in a freaking blue moon..actually i'm not into this either..damn, i'm a boring person..no it's just addicting for some once you play it and i don't want that to be me. I'm a coward when it comes to gambling, i have never bet more than RM10, once i lose my 10 dollar totally, it's done for me..no more..I'm not good at Mahjong or poker or whatever crap card there is out there, i only know 21 and another card game which has a chinese name but i don't know how to pin yin it..

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The One With Random 11

I saw an elderly old woman sitting in the dinner room, the room was quiet and none but the air of silent fills up the air,it was a long blue night as i saw her watching something that caught my ear with her laptop..she was staring into the screen with excitement, i couldn't tell what it was but i had to see it, i wanted to see it, so i glared what she was looking at..

It was Princess Hour, Episode 6 On Youtube!!

My mum watch Princess Hour, can you believe it? No, because i don't know you..i can't imagined my mum watching a show like this, this must be due to my sister, who is into long colorful rainbow hair boy who gay around with each other in a 13 people boy band--->Super Junior..why do they need so many guys in one band for, each one only sings about 2 line of the song, done.Anyway, it's nothing wrong, just don't see my mum watching a show like this.

I swear to God if tomorrow my dad walks in with a side cap and bling bling on his neck with Hip Hop accent, i will shoot myself..

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The One With Quick Boredom

I hate this very much..i hate it..totally hate it, you know what i mean, you know..the..this..then the..after a while..the..you know..it's like..i mean..cause..please..come on..it's like I..why do I feel like this..wonder why..it's..god damnit..whatever..can't believe it..you know that thing when..then it came..but then..everything's like..it's just..therefore..in case you haven't notice..it's wasting..why must I be like this..you know what i mean?

Sigh, i get bored of things easily..

I think if i remembered correctly somewhere in some zodiac sign article thing, it says that Aries get bored of stuff quick..i don't like it but there's nothing i can do right, being born in April..i'm one of the April's fool. I realized i don't have long relationship with my stuff, like let's say movie that i buy, after 1 or 2 time, i can't watch finish the whole thing, i don't know if it's either i got bored of it or i remembered the movie too well that i don't need to watch it again.

It's a shame that then what can last long with me since everything around me tends to bored me down after a while, objects can't even hold me up long enough to keep on entertaining me what about marriage or stuff like that. What about kids, what happen if i got bored with the 1st one?

"Me:Oh well dear, time to make more babies"
"Wife:Why?"
"Me:Because i'm bored with our first child..now come on"
Of course, i'm just joking about it, or am i?

Maybe i must really push myself to keep on liking whatever it is that i stopped liking, maybe that's the only one, there's no cure for this, so definitely have to push myself through it..sounds kinda like i'm forcing myself to love something that holds no more interests in me..sounds familiar

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The One With Me Getting A Girlfriend

A friend of mine told me that i should get a girlfriend..this is coming from a guy who has been trying to chase the same girl for over 10 months now and yet to see any result, shit is great, i'm getting heat from the guy who enjoys being woman's tool..

Either way, lots of people told me or ask me or want me or questioning me on getting a girlfriend, them bastards talks like getting a girl is as easy as going to supermarket to buy meat..For me, i don't really know, right now i don't even know where i'm standing, i'm in dilemma, not because of all this people of course but for myself.

Getting a girlfriend is serious shit, having her around might keep me company but then again, i'm at the state where i'm incapable of taking care of another person..I had 2 ex and i didn't take care of them nicely,so those are gone. I have not date anyone for about 6 years now, i've being living the single so often that i've forgotten what it's like to have "someone", shit is crazy, i've being given a very long term single life freedom agreement from fate till i have no idea if i'm ever gonna date again. Maybe i should get a flower and pluck it's petal and play that should I or should I not game with myself..

I see my friends all over Facebook with nonsense post about love like "Can anyone tell me what is true love?" Shit, things like this reminds me of how some of my friends dealing with their love life, calling her on the phone to apologize, going to her house and ask for forgiveness, constantly keeping her update on where he's going and doing..I wanted love then i look at these clowns and i thought..is this how it's gonna be?

I don't know how some people can say shit like " oh no, i'm single now, what the fuck am i gonna do?" Jeez, get a grip at yourself, you were fine 20 years ago before you met him/her, suddenly he/she has become the resource of your life? Some people are so into this shit, it's embarrassing to see them when they flying solo now..the whole drama shit and stuff, go do a sitcom, please..

I've told myself that if it happen again then ok whatever, if it doesn't happen anymore, ok there's nothing can do..my timeline has been written, fate has decided. So should I or should I not get a grilfriend, i'll let time decide, frankly i don't care because i have zero confidence and no self esteem for myself to think that any girl wanna date someone like me, when all single men line up for selection, i probably stand at the lowest point..so whatever happen happens.

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The One With Nothing Going On

Damn..life here in Melaka is empty, there's nothing happening at all, my blog is drying till death. My life is pretty empty right now, everyday i'm doing the same old thing, wake up, eat or bath then game, then bath, then dinner, then game then sleep and repeat the whole process again..it's very unproductive. I know i know, don't have to tell me, this is what i wanted when i was dying to come back here from Subang, from SEGi, from that prison cell..suddenly i realized that life is like this is wasting.

Well, i've being in Melaka for like around 15 years now, i have gone to possibly every freaking corners of the street [ i think], every historical places [i think..again], every mall or places you can think of hanging, so i have no where to go now. Everytime we go out we'll be like where to go, what to do and who to see, no idea..I'll probably should be more extrovert than this but then again, where do i go, friends ain't here, weather is burning murder over our head, traffic is shitting drivers crazy..I could go hang out if i want to then again i'm so lazy.

Just stay at home on the internet, facebook here and there, watching nothing on Astro, my life is probably in God's recycle bin in his desktop since i'm one of the more boring people on earth, you'll hardly expect anything nice from me, so He'll never view my life as well, maybe once in a life, he'll check but ehh..actually my life sounds more like hotmail.com, once you checked and done, you'll never open it again till something happened.

Anyway, thank you for reading about my boring life, sorry if you can literally feel like the boredom of my life while reading..

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The One With The Prayer

I should start learning to say more prayer every now and then, to get in touch wit Him..I'm not very religious myself but i do believe in Him and i do believe that a single small prayer to God can help you a lot in life.

I started to say my prayers since i was about 13 i guess when one of my tuition teacher taught me how to, it's kinda weird at first but every now and then i do realize that He does listen because there's sign everywhere..it's hard to explain in detail but you know what i mean..if you pray.

I guess this is the only way i know how to connect with Him since i never did it in Chinese way, like how every other Chinese does, like they have the whole Chinese thing going on inside the home with the little praying thing in a corner, sorry i don't know what it's called. If i remembered correctly the last time i did any praying like those was when i was 4? in a temple, since then, i have never enter one again, that's to show how religious i am, my family don't do stuff like this either so i guess that's why i don't pick up the habit..

Anyhow, i tried to say my prayer more often now if i could, sometime i'll just crash in my bed and totally forgotten about it till the next day, sorry God..

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The One Where It's Hard To Sleep

It's 1.40 a.m. What most normal people usually do at this hour is sleep, but not me, cause i'm an insomniac,the mind chose to stay stubborn with me and won't let me rest. It's slowly getting harder and harder to sleep for me, it's not good..i don't like the feeling of only sleeping for a few hours per day.It's sucks..

I think this is the 3rd time i posted about my insomnia, waking up in the middle of the night, posting about it. I don't know what's the problem of me not being able to sleep..why is it so hard to just close my eyes and let my mind flow away..wait, i stand corrected, it's easy to just my close my eyes but the hard part is where needing to let the mind flow away.

I don't know what the problem, I want to sleep but the mind is too active to shut down it's system which is not a good sign i guess, often times i have to literally force shut it down myself, kinda like how you push on the start button for a few seconds to force your computer to shut down even though it's not ready yet.

Seriously it's starting to eat me alive some night..i'm often force to take such measurement to put fall asleep, and 99% at a times, it takes at least half an hour later after lying down on the bed to sleep. Why? most of the time, my brain is too busy thinking about all kinds of stuff, just literally has nothing to do with anything, like what i always told myself, i'm my own director minutes before i sleep, constantly thinking about crap..

Anyway, speaking for crap i know i'm not the only one here who suffers from insomnia, i have lots of sleepless brothers and sisters out there..anyway, hope i get to sleep again later..

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Ip Man 2 Review

Previously i said that Iron Man 2 was my movie of the year, but this is taken over by Ip Man 2. This movie is fantastic throughtout, i felt like it's as good as the first one while Donnie Yen and Sammo Hung acting is top notch in the movie, lots of great sense of humor and amazing fight scenes. Recommend

The One With I'm About

I've completed my final semester, i'm about to graduate soon,
I'm about to leave that ugly looking building,
I'm about to not being able to see some of my sexism lecturer,
I'm about to miss those 2 guard whose always staying near the gate,
I'm about to miss the smell of college,
I'm about to miss that 10 minutes walk from my apartment to my college,
I'm about to miss those 11 floors,
I'm never even been to some of the floor before,
I'm about to miss those nasty ass boy toilet, girls toilet are so much better,
I'm about to miss not being able to perform vandalism anymore,
I'm about to stop seeing all my friends, those that i hate and love,
I'm about to not being able to go to Summit after class end,
I'm about to start searching for new apartment,
I'm about to start working..again..sigh,
I'm about to graduate and i can't believe it..

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