Thursday, April 28, 2011

Thor Review

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Thor is electriying-ly good..Chris Hemsworth suits Thor perfectly..

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Little Fighter

KUALA LUMPUR: He was fondly dubbed as the “little fighter”, but the fight just got too much for baby Koh Jun Hao.

After nearly a month battling against enormous odds to live, the baby passed away at 10.40pm yesterday at the Paediatric Institute at Hospital Kuala Lumpur (HKL).

Baby Jun Hao made the news after he was born on March 24 in Johor with ectopia cordis – a rare condition where the heart was located outside the chest.

The baby was the fourth born with the condition to be treated at HKL. The other three died as well.

Right from the time he was born, doctors had warned the parents that baby Jun Hao had only a slim chance of living.

But the fighter baby surprised everyone by surviving the next few days.

His father, Guan Siang, had really thought his son would make it through.

Both he and his wife had even temporarily relocated to Kuala Lumpur to care for their son. They stayed with a relative.

However, an emergency call from the hospital around 8pm yesterday dashed hopes of recovery when the doctors told the devastated parents that the baby was in critical condition.

“I rushed to the hospital with my wife and mother and waited by my son’s side. But a few hours later, he passed away,” said Guan Siang when met outside the mortuary.

He added the doctors had planned to go ahead with a procedure where specially-ordered artificial skin from America would be used to cover Jun Hao’s exposed heart.

Guan Siang said his son would be cremated and the family planned to scatter the ashes into the ocean.

Reading this kinda reminds me of the days where i spend my life in the hospital..for my kidneys..Rest in peace little boy, at least u don't have to suffer anymore since you're now in a much better place

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Friday, April 22, 2011

Paranormal Activity 2 Review

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Terrifying to the bones as the movie slowly crawl inside your skin begging you to wish that the movie would just fucking end now..

The movie's climax slowly builds up to the point that daytime scene won't even let you catch a breath..

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Source Code Review

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Smart and satisfying sci-fi thriller, Groundhog Day meets Inception..

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Foursomnia Fourbia

It's close to 3a.m. in the morning and i'm still awake..not because i'm still awake since this morning but because i did went to sleep, at least tried to sleep but couldn't.

If a person have to try to sleep, you know he/she is in some serious shit whereby he had to forced himself into going into the sleeping mode. I'm jealous of people who can just fall asleep when them head touches the pillow, apparently my head and my pillow don't quite see eye to eye..it's sucks really..

Surprisingly thing is i discovered that i only started to feel sleepy around 6a.m.. the feeling of actually feeling sleepy like it's calling out of my kid size bed is something i missed, can't quite remember the last time i felt that way..

I seriously hope i don't come to the breaking point where i have to pop some pill just to get some sleep, i mean sleeping should be natural, easy come easy go..not like swallowing medicine..

This is Nicholas Tan signing out, bitches..

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The Way They Stare

Don't you sometime feel like there are eyes somewhere or anywhere looking at you, like the constant looking at you and not willing to let go of the sight of you..doesn't it just feels creepy.

To be honest i hate the 'stare'..the look the way some people stare at you like you're some freak..i find it very weird at how some other people could look at someone like they ain't never seen nothing like it before. Observing and staring creepily is 2 different thing, one is paying attention at how certain thing revolve while the other one tells that the person is mostly highly likely to be single and working as a shit ass person with a shitty job and a shitty pay..mostly likely..otherwise why would they stare till that way.

I often find times and times again that men like to look at women, then again there's the alter ego version, staring at women. Men looking at women is normal, women do them too..but some people gave some an awkward look that even i don't like it not to mention trying to understand why. I remembered there was this one time that me and my sister was walking home, she was only 12 at that time and this guy gave her this very provocative look like he was fantasizing her in a disgusting sexual vulgar way in his head, i swear to God i was gonna pop him there and then..i mean come on, a 12 years old..

What provoke me to start this post was today while having dinner in some food court, a family was staring me, why you may ask, i want to know too but i didn't know they were 'staring'..so i was washing hand and when i turned around, the father was looking at me like he saw gold and he was still looking at me after he look back at him. As i continue to walk back to my table he was still looking, i felt like digging his eyes out like what the fuck man..seriously some people just makes you want to kill them just because the way they stare at you, ever felt that way before? i do..all the time..

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Friday, April 15, 2011

Random 22



In conclusion..men should just sit at one corner and shut up because women are time bomb that when ticked..you won't know how to defuse

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Rio Review

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fast-paced, breathtaking to look at and certainly amusing

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Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Accents

I'm fascinated with accents, accent from all around the world and how one language can sound so different in so many different place..maybe I'm just tired of my own Malaysian accent that's why the interest has shifted to others..

Personally, i'm not pro claiming proudly that certain accents that my tongue can do are perfectly accurate but i'm still learning, certain accents are easier to do than others like Indian accent, Jamaican accent, China accent..those are the easiest one to learn without any classes, i know how to do all of them..

What i would love to do now is British accent because it's hot..to be honest, the British accent turns me on..u read them right, i love British accent. If any women would to come up to me with them accent, i might either faint or let her have me anyway she wants..British accent is my kryptonite.

Take Emma Watson's accent for example..


I'm melting by the way though just in case y'all don't know..

The second accents that i'm trying to learn is Irish but it's seriously hard. After watching The Devil Own, it's not easy without any practice in communication..not to mention it's even harder to understand when they're speaking like speeding bullets but it sure hell sounds sexy to me..

Though i'm not really a big Brad Pitt fan but i don know that he's one of the few actor that can multiple accents in many movie, totally jealous..



Last accent i wanna learn is African accent, by far i heard it's one of the hardest accent that has ever walk on the face of surface of our earth, it's no wonder why only African can speak them..if you can understand what they're saying without any subtitles under the screen that you my friend, i saluted you..



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Monday, April 11, 2011

Won't Shut Up

I remember about 2 weeks after i became a property agent..i knew the consequence of being an agent is that the handphone will ring non stop, and if it's in silent mode and you thought you could hide it in your pant..then your ass will vibrate non stop..

They said that if your phone ring non stop means there's good business, especially if the number is an unknown..but then after 5 month into this line of work sometime you wished that you could just ask your handphone to shut up a just a few days, at least on weekend.. i mean last thing i need or anyone needs on weekend is to talk about job.

I used to hate answering phone call when i was younger sometime i wouldn't even bother to answer friends just so i could have some peace and quiet, lock inside my own little mind cell and never come out. There are times where the phone is very quiet which is rare nowadays, then there are times where the phone won't shut up at all and it drives me crazy. So what am i asking for, how about a little balance from both please..

I couldn't even eat in peace, couldn't even watch movie in peace, sometime i couldn't even sleep in peace because people just don't seem to care about your schedule and all they want are customer cater. At times i want to shut the phone off but i'll afraid to lose customer yet sometime like i said, it's crazy..guess it's karma for not answering in the past.

I missed peace and quiet, where are y'all my dear friends..

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Sunday, April 10, 2011

Pets

I always wanted to have pets when i was young, always wanted to have something following me around and of course a man best friend is definitely a dog..or a puppy..either way having a dog for me is not to train it to be a killer and just for fun..

Initially i didn't like dog at all due to the fact i was always being chased around my place by stray dogs with their mouth wide open and their sharp teeth yearning for my meat..maybe i have some uncontrollable scent that attract dogs. Despite it all, i grew to like dogs more than any other animals..Fact 101..things like lizards or insect are not on my list or all ever be..those are disgusting creatures..let Steve Irwin have them..

Not being able to have a puppy when wanted to feel like shit sometime, so instead my parents got me fishes..gold fish to be specific. I remembered i got them when i was 14, and for some unknown reason them fishes died one by one per day, it's like they all got together and decided to kill themselves in turn just to get out from my room..i really don't know what was going on at that time..the feeling of going to 7 funeral in a week is kinda creepy..

I see some people living in a house full of animals feel like living in the zoo, i can't even keep a damn fish alive and they get to have half of the zoo's collection. Maybe i was never meant to have any pets at all..death approaches me when animals are with me..so right now the strangest pet i have is my sister..and that alone..is a handful already as we speak..

I saw this little puppy at a food court near my place today that got me into writing this post, the poor puppy was dirty, hungry and scared. All I'm saying is nobody wants to be left outside in the cold, if you were the puppy, you would want someone to take you home and fed you food too right?

Stop animal abuse!

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Thursday, April 07, 2011

I've Sold My Third House



I've finally sold this house..I said finally because this house holds the title for most customers caller ever in the history of my property agent career, and will probably remain on top for a long long time..the total amount of 57 customers before it was officially sold..

56 calls only, didn't managed to get them in the house but number Mr.57 was a special guy, kinda knew he was special when we first met so eventually he bought it for the price of 265k, a very reasonable price i must say..for a single story bungalow for crying out loud.

And then i was thinking that nobody would have a fucking nerve to buy it for that kind of price, yet fate and life has once again prove me wrong. For having 5 deals that was supposed to happen in Febrauary, it's nice to finally see some light shining down on me instead rather than someone else, i work hard you know..

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Sunday, April 03, 2011

Subtract Subject

Back then when we first enroll in kindergarten, we learn everything there is to learn because we were young and innocent, we follow the rules.

Entering elementary school, we learn what as much as we could otherwise the big cane will have contact with our butt because we were young but not stupid, we follow the rule..only when teachers have eyes on us.

Moving into high school, we hardly ever want to learn anymore because the teen hormone has strike and our head has gotten too big for ourselves not to mention the fact that girls are distracting in high school. With so many subjects to learn we fear for PMR and it's big brother SPM because otherwise no future right, we follow the rule..that we've created.

Looking back at those times i realized how silly we were to trust those idiots who told us that all this subject will help us in our future, subject like Add Math, History and Economy..but now thinking about it, we never even use any of those shit anymore, not to mention i bet we've forgotten all the thing that we're learned..goes to show how little we care about subjects.

Add Math is one of the stupidest subject i've ever learn, it's literally rip off of math, who the fuck is gonna use any of those formulas to make money in the future, when the goddamn taxes comes in, will we use y=mx+c on it..no. Who the hell invented that stuff, it's just like a waste of time and effort from both teachers and student. I proudly failed ever single Add Math exams except of SPM's.. it was a miracle..i never open another Add Math book since..

History is what nagging housewives sounds like, it's pains your ear till it's can't hurt you anymore. The only reason History is part of the subject that we learn in high school is because nerds requested, therefore anyone else suffered.. being a history teacher i bet most of them were one eye sleeping when they were teaching. Wiseman once told me that if we dwell in the past, we'll never know how to live in the future..that wiseman is the same asshole who taught me that subject, odd?

If Economy was a person and he was crossing the walk when suddenly a car drove too fast and knocked him out nearly killing him on the roadside, nobody will come over to save it..because that's just how much we give a crap about Economic. Nobody will gave a rat ass about what goes up or what goes down, it's a seriously forgettable subject.. it went in from one ear and comes out from the next immediately. Japanese has just suffered many life lost maybe they could add that in the new chapter, talking about Japan's economic..

Seriously, i can't believe i let them waste 5 years of my life on these shit..

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Friday, April 01, 2011

ReBlacka



I'm pretty sure that nearly everyone in this world have heard this song "Friday" since it was an internet Youtube sensation hit..for being called "Worse Song Ever" and "Most Disliked Video On Youtube" and i couldn't agree more..

The moment the video starts, you sense this urge to bang your head against the wall for the incredibly poorly written lyric and awful auto tune sound adding in the retarded music video directed by a 5 years old trapped inside an adult body not to mention with a face that you'll set fire on..that's a mouthful..

There's nothing much we can do about it since music is getting worse and worse with dumbasses like Justin Bieber and recently Rebecca Black..if the 2 of them got together and it will be the end of the world..I thought i post her today since today is Friday and April Fool Day, see how she and the word fool make more sense than ever..Not to mention, she's 13, surname Black, on Friday..she's a witch..Torch and Pitchfork people..

So ladies and gentlemen please enjoy the ear bleeding, sound scratching, deaf music of our generation, i present to you..ReBlacka..

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