Bye Bye 2010 Hi Hi 2011

Another year, another time, another post, another event..2010 flew by so fast it seems like yesterday i was still thinking about what 2010 will hold for me..let take a trip down Nicholas Tan's memory lane, some of the highlight of my life this year..

1. Coming Home
After 3 year staying at Subang Jaya, after 3 year suffocating in someone else's room, banging wall..i was finally given the grand entrance to go home, and i couldn't wait at all. So excited to the point i left my laptop behind so have to wait till that bitch ass owner come back and unlock the door for me..but it feels amazing..home sweet home, bitches..

2. Property Agent
It was something i never thought i will be, but i couldn't control fate, it's been decided..I will end up a agent, 007 that is..The best part of being property agent is that the working hour is flexible, the worse part is getting shit ass owner to deal with..argh..

3. My First House
Selling off my first house is an overwhemling exprience, now i know what it feels like, to get so much money in a month, not going to say it but i never had so much money before in my hand, praise to the God..

4. Graduation
Finally out of SEGi, no need to see those bitch ass lecturer that is so cocky that they think they're God..I'm looking at you, Ching-a-ling-motherfucking-ping-a-pong..Of course every normal human being will miss their college at some point of their life, lots of great and awful happen in that place..

5. Job Interviews
I went through hell literally to find a job in Subang Jaya, climbing up and down like a mad cow just to get rejected constantly more than 30 times, life was a hellhole then..Sweating and exhausted and irrtated and sicken to the bone just to make end meets, you can see why being a property agent was my number 2 highlight of the year..

6. Drive Myself Up The Hill
I've got my car already, finally it's here..my Icestructor, the Tanminator, the Italian Stallion, the White Devil, the Squarebox, the MBX a.k.a My Bitch Xtreme..Love my car..

So that's it i guess.6 is enough, don't want to go on too long..2011 awaits..

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Due Date Review

Not really funny but it still fun to watch Downey's performance..as ever..

Random 18-Cold Water

Nothing beats the heat of the sun, the hot weather above your head, the burning air that is so hot that you literally can cook egg on your head than a bottle of..cold water..

Hit & Run

Today i was driving, and driving and driving and driving and boom..i bang someone backside..I was shocked..

The sad part of this is..i lied to my dad, i told me that someone bang my car when i was in the bank, and while they were reversing they must have bang it..when in truth i bang my car against his ass when i saw someone i knew, familiar with but can't seem to remember when i seen him before. I drove away from it though, hence the title..hit and run..i was shocked and i couldn't get a rat ass about the driver, my car needs medical surgery immediately..

Anyway, it was no big deal, the hood is a bit bend and aircond engine got a bit crazy but it was fixed, now all that's left to do is send it to the mechanic to knock knock the hood, probably repaint it if need to..there's always first time for everything right..

The best part was that the car that i bang didn't feel the impact of it..not a bit at all. He just keeps driving and driving like nothing happened..praise be to the God. Anyway, i should be more driving the next time, definitely woke me up a little bit..

But my first accident wasn't as worse as my friend's one..I still remember it deeply. It was playing Kanye West song, and suddenly the car took a strong hit on it's driver side door, so near to me..to make matters worse, the driver said that my friend car hits her instead, accusing us and wanted to find more trouble with us.

Poor Icestructor got a bump on his head..

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Don't Keep Me Waiting

I hate the feeling of having to wait for someone, it sickens me to the max, even for 1 sec late..I love punctuality and i just don't have the patience to wait for people to take their sweet time to come over even though they know that they're already late..and that..in return..is what will turn me into an angry person..

I used to snap on a friend before just because he was late, I get this very frustrated feeling happening inside me, therefore an annoyed attitude will occurred in me, therefore things will be said and people will get hurt, therefore keeping me tapping my feet and waiting for you like a douchebag is no good sign. I've rarely ever been late for everything, I'm always punctual to work, always an hour earlier or half an hour earlier than everyone expected, so if i can do it, why can't u..

Anway, yesterday was Christmas and i went to work and this Malay lady was very polite on the phone, saying she's looking for a house and stuff so i recommend her a better nicer house for her, then she say she wants to see it the next day, Sunday so i said it's on..cause appointment is very important to me, since it's the first phrase of getting the green rolling in.

So i call her an one earlier, no answer, half an hour before the actual appointment [1 o' clock], no answer, then it's finally 1 o clock, i called her cellphone about 20 times, no answer, nothing..fucking bitch. I hate when people are not person of their words, i was actually looking forward to showing her the house, but that daughter of a bitch blew me off..it's almost midnight now and i bet she doesn't have the gut to call me back anymore.

So if you want to be a son of a bitch or daughter of a bastard, please do blew me off, i encourage you, good things shall come to you if you do so, please i highly recommend y'all..

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Can I Have Her?

I swear to God man that this is the most adorable little girl i've ever seen, everytime i watched the video makes me thinking of having a little girl of my own

So can i have her, please? It could be my Christmas present though i don't celebrate it..or you can send me to me in an angpau package..i don't care i just want her, so cute..maybe that what I'll name my daughter..Lucy

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Clumsy

I had lots of clumsy things happen to me, I could say it was all an accident since i have no intention of hurting myself in purpose, that would be stupid..unless it's sexually and pleasurable, nah..just kidding..

Anyway, lately i've been having a clumsy month..here's a rundown of all the clumsy thing on happen to me that i remember since birth..

1. Should We Merge?-Basically me entering a woman womb, that was stupid..i should have just turn around rather than swimming straight..

2. Bumping Head-I remember when i was young i should have knock my head a lot, either by running around when the floor was just mopped by mum, or running around when the floor was just mopped by mum..so yea..

3. White Meat- When i was in elementary school, i remember falling down with my left knee grinding through the road, but it was inside the school, the ground is just like those road ground, filled with little tiny stone..I grind so far and hard that it literally starts spilling blood out, nobody knows except me..i got scar to prove.

4. Exhaust Pipe- Recently i just got burn by some Malay guy motor's exhaust, that bitch park his motor so near behind me that just when i turned, i got burned..hey, that rhymed..

5. Stick N Stone- Friend threw a stick at my face, need i say more?

6. First Few Days Of Driving- Trust me, lots of near death experience, ask my friends, it ranks from suddenly lane switching to driving to the wrong side of the road, too much grand theft auto i assume..

7. Dropping Baby- Yes i drop babies before, no i didn't..i make you shocked, didn't I..

8.Shut My Finger Tight- Long long ago when i was way young to spell my name, i accidentally shut my own finger with my dad's car door, it was vulgarly painful..

So as you can see..these are only some that i remembered, but i know there's more..God, i'm shit

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Women's Language

Women says men are clueless, slow and always have to repeat themselves for us to get their word into our head..the thing is..the women's language is hard to understand and at the same time, sometime hard to translate correctly into a language the male species can understand either..

See what i mean, women seems to love playing these mindgame..and unfortunately for us men, it's confusing and we don't like playing it, we would rather be playing our Playstation rather than this "games". Men sometime don't and probably will never understand the women's language, though it is English they're speaking yet somehow it sound alien-like.

It's probably the way God would wanted his female creation to be like, after completion..God must have forgotten that his previous creation, male did not had that software programmed into them, therefore making the gender communication difficult. I have my fair share of women's language, and thankfully i've studied some of their language, saving me the trouble from being into a even bigger trouble that i've already have.

It's really not as hard as i might have describe, it just takes practice..then again, not every women are as hard to understand as those in the video, so bless us..

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013-6268888

This is the phone number of my rivalry, my new nemesis..working in the property firm for only about 1 and a half month, i've found myself a shadow..

This guy is someone that i've yet to speak to, despite not saying a word to each other before, despite not knowing each other, we come to state where one would tear the other one's signboard on someone's house whenever one sees it.

The rivalry starts off with me tearing off his sticker that he pasted on the house that i've sold recently [refer to older post] pissing me off when i saw it, i didn't hesitate to come down from the car and ripping it off without even a second thought, it's just no brainer..it's has to come off from the house, because i got it first and you motherfucker have no right to try to steal my business.

So i ripped it off, the next day when i came by again, them bastard took down my sign as well, and normally when shit like this kicks in, it's means war..but thankfully, in the end i still managed to sell off the house, saving me lots of trouble having to go back and forth checking on the house, now whose having the last laugh..me dumbass..

Mr non licensed property agent trying to stand in my way, it's because of dumbass like him that some people don't trust us to help them sell their property..no good lousy two shoes faggot bitch. Best believe now that everywhere i go, i see your sticker, it will be ripped off..

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The Social Netwrok Review

The Social Network is clever, witty and entertaining movie throughout, wish took me by surprise since i didn't any of this from the movie..

You're My Idiot

Alviss Kong, the recently famous guy that took the media entertainment by storm thanks to his infamous stunt, jumping off building and flying without wings just because of some girl that you dated for like 4 months..Alviss Kong, i proudly salute your ass..you're my idol, you're my idiot..

To be honest..i was laughing while reading the news about your suicide, you reminds me why sometime love is unpredictable. You and your little ex-girlfriend made headline all around the world, coming from someone who lives in Cheras, Kuala Lumpur..you're became an overnight superstar.

Now Alviss, the reason for this post from me to you is because i wanted to ask you why are you so stupid for love, blinded by love, drunk from love..Killing yourself over some broad is the best thing you can come up with, hell, my friend wished for Haiti earthquake to happen in Malaysia, that shit will take years for mother nature to produce, but you..you took matters to your hand therefore, you're by far 2010 biggest idiot..

I'm being brutally honest here about your death, like it or hate it, in fact i can be as rude as i want to a dead spirit if i want to..cause frankly i wouldn't give a rat ass about you since you're already dead. Reading some of the dumb thing you wrote in Facebook makes me laughed harder about you..you're truly inspirational. Well, your suffering ends while your parents, family and friends suffering will remains till the day they died thanks to you..That little girlfriend of yours probably never find dates again since now everyone knows she's the girl that make a man jump off building..

The moral of the story is that if you lose someone doesn't mean you lost everything, so why must one make that come true..well Alviss probably knows the answer, you dumbfuck..

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Claymore

I keep stepping on it, hating claymore
This is not what i've pay for, play for
Lay around the floor by bitches gay whore

Anyway, i'm talking about this game i'm playing, i keep stepping on it, don't know why..such luck..Anyway, this post is about gamers with games only, so if you don't play games, you'll probably don't understand what i'm talking about..

It's been a while since i've talked about video game..so let me have my moment..

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I've Sold My First House

I've sold my first house[pic]..this was my first potential motherfucking house and i thought this will be the last house i'll ever fucking sell off, fortunately it become the first house i sell off..so motherfucking fucking motherfucker fucker happy..

The house is really nice in the inside..everything is clean and neat, semi- furnished with air cond in every room, plus the neighborhood is really fucking nice too, too bad i only have one picture..Anyway, i was fucking surprised the vendor let me do his fucking house, given that he wanted to sell it around 220k to 230k, i thought it was motherfucking impossible, but impossible failed me and gave me my first fucking motherfucking check..

So yesterday i've already bought an Indian buyer, he seems motherfucking really interested and i thought he might be the one, see what agents do here, guessing who and whose not the one, it's like we're playing love game..he buy it..he buy it not..he buy it..he fucking buys it not..Anyway, then today i bought another group of people to see the another house actually..it's under my father..then after seeing that i just thought of bringing them to see the house above..and to my surprise, they actually fucking fucker bought it..

But because the vendor couldn't lower his price anymore, he's willing to sell it at 215k if my commission cut in half, I on one hand have no choice but he has the right and at the same time, this is between the vendor and the buyer so..i so fucking sacrificed myself, did theyfucking sacrifice myself for my commission..no..motherfucker..so instead of 2% of the check, now only 1%..whine

So ya..the rest is basically history, now doing the whole tenancy agreement thingy that i'm very blurred at..After that's done, check please..

Sorry about the swearing though, probably my most vulgar post ever..i'm just so excited..okay i promised i won't curse again, fucking ok? i mean..ok ok..i won't curse again..ciao bitches..aww man..

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Scott Pilgrim Vs The World Review

This game is silly fun..the editing the theme of video game style implanted into the movie really shows..silly fun..funny silly..