The Naughty Me Then..

I don't know why all of a sudden i remembered how naughty i was when i was young..like really naughty..pure evil..bad bad boy naughty.An angel in front of someone then a devil behind someone's back..and the things is these evil deeds makes me laughed out loud when i do it..Let me give y'all some example:

Coka Cola Shower
Me and one of my cousin was playing with another one of my cousin, which is also his younger brother..we ran around my grandmother house and climb up this stair and hide, so the small one was looking us. We were right above him and we took a can of Coka Cola and pour it on him..and he ran to my grandmother and she had to bath and changed him altogether..we laughed so hard then..so naughty right?

Yellow Washing Machine
Again, me and cousin saw the washing machine in the back of my grandma's house kitchen..and me, the evil little twisted mind genius that i am thought of an idea..what idea? pee in it.So i took the stool and stand on it and i peed inside the washing machine while activated..i forgotten what end result it got..hmm..still think i'm a good boy?

Graffiti A Flower Plant
I found a can spray in my uncle's room and i decided to get artistic with it while i have a eye sight target on a flower plant.The spray itself is black color so i went over and spray it on the plant..and i killed it on the spot..i got scolding from himself..there's a devil in me

Water Sister
I was helping my mum watering her flowers for her and my sis was sitting near the flower so again, the evil little boy that i am, slowly watered the flowers from the right side along to the left side and then i watered my sister too like she was part of the flowers themselves..got scolding from mum..bad bad boy

Dr. DogTonator
Found a little tiny tube, those that you can have in a lab..i found one and i start acting like a freaking smart scientist. I took all kind of stupid ingredient from the kitchen, grandma's kitchen to be specific..mix them up and fed it to some dog in front of her house..i think it died after tasting it..i think..i'm an angel in disguise

Coin Diseappearing
Took a lot and i mean A LOT of my dad's coin to play Counter Strike in CC, was very addicted to the game at that time, thanks to my friend who introduced me to it, mix with all kind of bad people there..dad wondered where all his money went..good boy my ass

Re-report My Report Card
I think I'm one of the few kids who have the actual guts to do this shit in life, sign his own report card, need i say more?..good boy gone bad

Grand Theft Stationary
I used steal a lot of stationary stuff from shops..pens, pencil, eraser..shit..I should put on a good boy face and just walk into the store, look around and wait till the shopkeeper is being distracted by other customers..bang..2 pen in my pocket..walked out undetected.There was this one time where i stole a whole lots of shit from a single shop in a single time..walked out undetected..evil little bastard ain't I

I Want My Controller
There was this one time when i did quite bad in my exam, my mum decided to punish me by never allowing me to play game again until the end of the year..so as a game addict that i am, i hack and rack this little drawer where i found where she hid my controller. I pull and push, twirl and swirl and finally pull it out by force..I played my games for a couple of weeks before she found out her drawer is broken. I called it an achievement as this is the first time i managed to find where she hid it..and she is VERY good at hiding my stuff..mummy's little angel no more

Heartbreaker
Breaking a girl's heart is definitely the naughtiest thing that i have ever done and this is only one evil deed that i regret doing..lies after lies after lies..i mean the girl was played like a puppet and karma came back and bite me where it hurts..hey, my name is Naughty, Naughty Tan

See how evil i was back then, am i still evil now? you tell me..

Zombieland Review

This movie is pretty good actually, it's funny, it's exciting and it's gory..it's like the parody version of L4D..As you can already guess from the movie's title..it's about zombie killing spree and instead on focusing on how the mass zombie attack started from, it just jump straight into the action, comedy, romance and fun of it..can't wait for a sequel..

2 Minutes Rain

Okay okay..Today waiting for bus at KL Sentral, as usual..but bus got here early and throughout the whole road home, traffic wasn't terrible at all..what i meant is that there's of course traffic on road, but it's not jammed..
So it was a pretty smooth journey back home and i fell asleep in the bus, so when i woke up near Sunway there, suddenly the hourglass turn upside down and the whole damn is jammed, not any usual type of jam that I've used to, this one is seriously jammed..
So, half way to Summit, there was this Malay girl who decided to walk, so i followed along, since it's only a few minute to Summit..

Suddenly..

It starts raining on me like it has never rain before for the past 100 years..i mean i was walk for like 30 second..it just start pissing down on me like crazy. It was raining bloody heavily, man..like dog and cat..like woof woof and meow meow all over me.
I wasn't prepare for this of course, so i didn't have the enough seconds to take out my umbrella~ella~ella..i am wet literally on the spot..kinda wish i was in the bus now..Maybe this is God's way of saying to me like "Boy, you can choose to take this path or stay where you are.." I chose Path so i got pissed by the clouds..the rain only lasted for 2 minute then it stop..what do you think it trying to say..

The answer: it's trying to say: stay where you are..

Damn, i hate rain..since young..because if it raining, you'll get wet, you'll get sick, you can't go out..sigh, i was inpatient, but what you want me to do, I'm an Aries, we are extremely impatient..

Rain rain go away, don't come again another day~

Law Abiding Citizen Review

Ok, i have never heard of this movie until only recently and since i got nothing to watch, i watch it anyway..First of all, i find the story pretty interesting because you see, Gerald Butler(guy on pic, the bottom one)is a guy turned criminal, he confessed his killing and was send to jail, but even though he's in jail, he can still manage to killed like 10 people outside in the living world from inside the prison..how does he do it..you'll have to watch to find out..
But unfortunately, the 3rd act of the movie was kinda disappointing because i thought they would have an interesting new unique never heard before way on telling how he killed those people from the inside, but instead i get the same type of twist that i've seen before in some other crime movie..

Nevertheless, the whole movie was pretty decent enough to enjoy..

Jennifer's Body Review

Okay, where do i start with this movie..ok, here..i knew from trailer that this is a standard medicore movie and i was right..the cons overwieght the pros here..here how:

Cons~boring story, lame girl fight~especially the last one, lame ending, lack of originality

Pro~surprisingly decent sense of humor, get to stare at Megan Fox for 1 and a half hour.

For those who wants to look at Megan Fox longer but didn't get to in Transformers 2, then go watch this movie then boys..

Paranormal Activity Review

I've heard buzz about this movie for a while already, finally i got the chance to watch the movie..this is a pretty creepy movie..will definitely leave nightmare on you after watching it..go watch it if you dare..
The good thing about this movie is that is start off slow and easy then as the movie goes on, it gets scarier and scarier..by the end of the movie, you will be terrified..this movie was shot in such a low budget way, in 7 days, in the director own home, no spedial effect or sort..yet it has been called by critic "the decade most scariest horror movie of all time"..amazing

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I fall into you too quickly, so easy..
It's just not right..
I always know it's can't be right,
It's surreal...
But this is how i am..
And you were so pretty..
I couldn't resist you..
I always know someday..this day might come..
Where we walk our seperate path already..
Will i ever talk to you again..i don't know..
Maybe yes..maybe no...
But now...
I'm trying to get you're outta my head..
I hate myself for feeling like this..