Out Of Commission

It's survival of the fittest when you're doing a job like this, going around selling property and stuff but unfortunately with great payment comes lots of haters, cheaters and people with both intention to rob you off with some of my earnest payment..

People said being a property agent is full of freedom and full of money and a lot of people seems to envy that and wants to be part of it. There's two type of agents, a fully licensed one and road side trash..they're called non licensed agent but i find calling them that is too polite..these are the scumbag who love going on claiming to be helping their friends to find houses or they're their own personal agent and many thing they called themselves. It's like a whole freaking cult..that needs to be killed..

I personally hate these people because they waste my time making me talk to them unnecessarily because all they're trying to do is rob me blindly. My first experience of roadside trash encounter was with this lady called Madam Yap, she first called me saying she's looking for houses then weeks later she said she's an agent..which i stupidly believed at first, ready to share my commission with her. Then when i met that slut i found out she's lying cause she ain't know nothing about property plus she don't even know the place i bought her to despite she live near there..i found out eventually..

Angry and pissed off i was glad the so called customer that she brought with didn't buy the house..i have a motto when comes to selling property " Get Paid Or Die Tryin'" I ain't like my father style at all, to him..he feels like if it's wasn't for these people he may not even have gotten some money..

I said fuck that, my shit ain't like that..i feel like all the houses i've sold, all of them are fate destined or luck, i feel like every house i get, I'm either destined or not destined to sell them off for fate has decided it for me..i mean we have to win a little lose a little sometime..we can't get everything. I've managed to sold or rent some property by myself, shows that I'm able to do myself so why do i need these road side trash bag to help me..either i get to sell the property or i don't.. simple as that.

Sometime i get all these people calling me knowing they want to rob me blindly, sometime they refused to back down even when i've already said no..sometime these people don't realize that they have their own profession and this is my profession.. the fact when they rob me blindly like this feels like I'm doing full work but my boss is only paying me half my salary, nobody would like that but then again none of these trash bag thinks like that. I don't play nice to these people, just blunt and dull that's all..

Haters are gonna keep hating..

Random 24

A 51 year old man marries a 16 year old girl..Hollywood lifestyle..

It's sick to the stomach, 35 years of age gap..it's a fairy tale of a father marrying his daughter, or Hugh Hefner marrying anyone else..shit is crazy. Personally i'm not surprised how he married her, i mean take a look at her..

Even i will marry her if she wrapped Malaysia flag around her but i won't cause i ain't crazy..

I bet 6 month of marriage at best..

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Ice Drug Me

So..in a surprisingly turn of event recently..yesterday Sunday while i was on an appointment with some customer a sergeant called me out of the blue and told me that the apartment i rent out in May contained drug in them..and ask me to go to some police station to make statement.

Was very shocked and surprised because drug is not normal for a place like Malaysia..like guns, it's hardly ever a topic about it. I was more excited and i was nervous entering a police station seeing how the law environment look like..i was expecting the officer to look like some sort of cartoon character you'll see on TV..fat, bald with boxes of donuts on the table..but he was the opposite of them all, damn..

So the interrogation was pretty brutal, they strap me to some chair, stripping me butt naked with some light bub in the middle of the room hanging and with a taser gun in their hand..of course I'm lying. It was a simple Q&A kinda thing, he ask i answer and procedure completed.. and he was pretty friendly though i couldn't get him to tell me how they found out that he was containing drug in the apartment.

So that guy who rented the place is currently in lockup for pulling some jackass publicity stunts and i don't know what's gonna happen to that place though..but what i do know is that the whole thing is a full circle of my life actually.. I have always joked about me not smoking, not gambling and not having PMS [Pre Marital Sex] but constantly doing drugs..and this event is really like God was also mocking fun on me.

So yea, the whole thing is pretty awesome, being a property agent and also providing services to the law, i'm the motherfucking out-law and in-law, shit is crazy..Oh yea, the last piece to the puzzle of my full circle is that the drug he was using was..

Ice...go figure..

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Funny Men

Laughter is really important in a woman's life. If you can go to a cafe, club or a park and start a conversation with a woman you can ask her what are the three most important characteristics she likes in man. 90% of them will tell you that they would die for someone who would make them laugh or someone who has a great sense of humor. And indeed it is true. Laughter is the number one key component in a successful relationship.

Laughter is a psychological effect of humor. When you laugh changes occur in various parts of your body. In your brain, in your heart and stomach and even in your legs and arms. That is a time when your defenses are down and you become more receptive and sensitive to everything.

When you make a woman laugh, apart from feeling good yourself, you give the impression that you are a sociable, attractive, humorous human being. No woman wants someone who is boring and serious all the time. Think of a person who never smiles and is always in a bad mood (e.g. your boss). How do you feel about a person who is that serious and has no idea how to laugh and feel good?

Why do you think celebrities and stars are always laughing and look like they are in a great mood. Because they know that laugh attracts and reflects positive energy. And they have practiced a lot to laugh and look attractive.

Not all people have a strong sense of humor. Not all people can make others laugh, but it's definitely something you can develop and apply to your advantage. So what it takes to capture this technique and move you to the top of the list for most women? Practice..

The technique of making women laugh is so effective that it can change your entire life. You can start by laughing at bad situations or by laughing at simple things and even at yourself. By time you will realize that the women you talk with will laugh with you. That will boost your self-confidence to top levels and soon you will become a woman magnet. It's up to you.

Ask a friend to help you at the beginning of your practice. It's not easy to start applying the laughing technique. You need some time and a good friend can support you and motivate you when you need moral backing.

Try to imagine a picture of yourself laughing at different situations and things. Before you go to bed spend some time thinking what has happened to you during the day. Try to laugh at the funny things that have happened to you (conversations, funny sounds or other funny incidents).

Take a walk and do something that you know it will make you laugh. Watch a funny movie for example. Try to laugh out loud at jokes. What's important here is to get used to laughing. Feel your belly shake when you laugh. Use your heart and your brain. The more you practice, the better the results. By time you will develop a unique ability to attract people and especially women. The more women you can make laugh the more of them you will attract.

So start practicing! Laugh using all your senses. Listen to the sounds of your laughter. Feel the emotion. Everybody smiles every now and then. Do not just smile. Instead try to laugh as loud as possible. Turn your smile into laughter. You will eventually build a magnetism that will reflect to your great personality. You will notice that the women around you will start having positive opinion about you.

Would you like the women you date and women in your circle of friends to say "I like this guy, he's so funny"? Then you need to take a good look at this ebook.

Even Emma Watson think so..

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Green Lantern Review

Not as good as Thor due to poor story telling, too much things going on in 2 hours.. despite all doubt, Ryan Reynolds is the highlight of the movie.

Mr Short Fuse

I have no patience at all, my fuse is so short that i just tick sometime suddenly without warning when shit happens..

I don't know why i am what i am but i do know that life has been testing my patience for the past 20 years of my life, to be bullied, harassed, insulted and make fun of till the point that i take no bullshit at all..

Hence, short fuse me..

Sometime being a short fuse person causes me to create unnecessary problems of my own at times, things that seems small might feel like big load of crap on my shoulder for me and when i can't take it, i ticked..kinda sounds like the Hulk quite frankly..

Another God given reason from God to why my friends call me Ice..i need to learn to cool down more often.

I've Sold My Fifth House

I've sold my first house for this month, it was a easy ride actually..here's the scoop behind the scene on how i got the house, easy breezy.

First off if you read one of the older post regarding me having to do promotion and having the strength or the time to have houses, luckily for me, as it was meant to be for me to sell off this house..

So one day i was driving around my place here looking for houses when suddenly the phone rang and the owner called me saying he wants me to help me sell off the house, due to the fact he saw my signboard just 2 houses away from his so he rang me up, lucky me eh..

So as usual i went to find some customers for him and easy enough the first customer i shown to will eventually be the customer that will buy the house, again..lucky me eh..so anyway, the whole process for the house loan and agreement thing was done really quickly and here i am..with another tale of property selling story to tell you.

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Feng Shui Believers

Lilian Too, the fat rich daughter of a whore with that nonsense that she loves spreading all over the media to trick people into believing there are such things called "Feng Shui" while in Ice's world those words are actually "Fuck You" i dedicated that her by the way.

There is no such thing okay people, time to wake up and quit smelling the pot, shit is making y'all head delusional..I never believe in such thing before to be honest but i never hated it till now. Being a property agent, dealing with customers is all kind of unexpected experience..there are nice people, there are serious potential people, there are wasting my time type of people, there are no money but still want to buy house people and then..there are those Feng Shui people..

Those Feng Shui are seriously the worst kind of customers to handle, mainly due to the fact they believe that "Do buy a house, one must pay it with Yin Yang dollars" and they're Chinese..these are the kind of people who came to view a house with a mind set of listening to too much Lilian Too while on the way here, i mean i felt like strangling these people sometime when i hear the way they talk..It's that Lilian Too talk that cause me many house from purchased to be frank..

Chinese seems to believe her a lot apparently, sounds like a bunch of her clone sometime. Chinese believed that in order to buy a house, it must not have any sort of distraction such as..

House number 4. The number in Chinese sounds similar to another Chinese word which translated death..according to them, it's bad luck..I said it's bullshit because my house number is 4 and i ain't friends with no bad luck, so what the problem? Lilian Fucking Too..

Most Chinese love houses that are facing East because Lilian slut of a cunt Too told them so and even the smallest silliest thing such as light pole blocking their house is according bad luck as well..I wonder, with that kind of mind set to view a house, how are they ever gonna find a house like this, because to get a property that fills the criteria, y'all might as well live at an island.

If i were to buy a house of my own in the future, i will be only looking at 2 things and 2 things only, whether i have the budget and whether the house is in good condition or not, that's it, the end, fullstop, done, na da, finished, over, simple as pie.

Life is full of ups and downs, life is a roller coaster ride, so how can these jackasses believed that they can stay lucky forever, let's be realistic here people..

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Neighbours

I lived in a intermediate lot surrounded by neighbor in every possible direction, it's like having four wall at your front, back , left and right pinning down on you. I don't talk to any of my neighbor for many unknown unexplainable reason..i just don't..I don't see any reason to go socializing with all this people and you're about to find out why..

Let's start with the people who lives at the backside of my house, their backside is facing us too so it's kinda like butt to butt..i never spoken to them before in my whole life, matter in fact i ain't never even seen them before in my whole life, that's just shows how much we interact with one another when we're just only 10 second away from each other..

My left side neighbour, my mum talks to the mother of that house sometime, i don't talk to any of them. Well the truth is i should to but then i realized they're this bunch of cocky son of bitches who think they're so pretty looking and shit so communication was completely off our radar since 10 years ago if i remember correctly..good for me i guess that we're living side by side that ain't speaking..i had 20 years to do so, it's too late for changes now..

My front neighbour used to another family staying in there till they moved away, just so happens coincidentally one of my high school friend moved in to that house..and we were friends from Form 1 to Form 3 but then shit slowly happen i realized they're only friends with me to get to something else and slowly till Form 4 he quit school to work wit his father, pretty much after that i ain't never talk to him anymore nor do i want to..quite frankly i wouldn't care..

My right side neighbour used to live an old lady and her husband, they should to fight a lot sometime till you can hear noises through the wall then till one day when something happened and she lost her husband forever. Now moved in the son [ i presume] and his son..Sr and Jr and hell is now more hellish than ever, like father and son they said..meaning double the noises, double the stupidity, probably go down in history as the worst neighbour you could ever asked for.

I felt like i must have done something pretty awful in the past to be punished with them cause they're irritating. Example like turning on the car music as long as God could hear it himself, i mean come on..neighbours asshole..no consideration and no common sense and this is the father I'm talking while the son likes to shout a lot, again..loud noises everywhere but i understand the son cause he's just a small kid and the father should have taught him better..but..sigh..

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Dear Rachael

Dear Rachael,

You're probably the best thing that has ever happened to me in a long long while..You're a wonderful person to be with, a great girl to chat with and a amazing friends to have.. an angel in disguise, hiding your wings and being part of my life. Honestly i don't know what i done to deserve you, maybe you can ask God for me when you flew back up to heaven when you get the chance..

I had never really care much about keeping a friend close to me like i do with you, probably because most friend never know me deep down like you do. To be frankly i don't care much about friendship, given how i was raised among my Malacca friend but then i realize for some unexplainable reason, i decided to keep you instead..there's just something about you that i like..maybe opposite attract or maybe the fact that your personality kinda match mine in a sense.. whatever the reason is, i like it to be mystery or a myth then i'll always find you interesting then.

The night we spend together at Lakeside will always be something i always never forget, the way we interact with each other, how easy it was for us to open up our darkest most fearful feeling..It has never been easy for me to open up my feeling like that with anyone and I'm sure it wasn't easy for u either yet somehow we did and personally it bring me closer to you cause i never open up things like that with anyone..like i said, must be something about you that i liked that make me trusted you..it almost feels like i was with an angel.

I said this maybe a millions time but i really meant it when i said you're my favourite girl..I care for you, loved you and want you to know that you're part of my life now like it or not, you can't run from me. I guess we're destined to meet each other at some point of our life, only wished that if we have met earlier..imagine how far we could have come now.

I want to thank God again for you, i don't know what i've done to deserve you but i truly appreciate it..wasn't easy for me to write this since it has been awhile..but i hope that we're still be together for many many more years to come..till the world ends..

Random meets nonsense..Rachael meets Nicholas..there's nothing in this world that i wouldn't do for you.

Wrong Place, Wrong Time

It seems like parking ticket and my car don't quite fond to each other, like a cat and a mouse perhaps..except they don't chase each other rather one finds the other all the time..

Just 9 months since i began driving, i've been served wit few parking tickets by the law, seems like our Malaysia police are suddenly so energetic to go around and wait around for shit to happen, and that shit..is me..

My first parking ticket ever when i was still in Subang Jaya, long story short, company said there's no need to pay for parking ticket, nobody did it anyway so i followed and end up i'm the only one with a parking ticket eventually..such luck huh. Eventually pretty much the door was open since then.

Recently in Malacca, I got halted by a police for breaking traffic law, apparently i didn't realized that the light was already red but i kept on driving and unfortunately for me, a police was in front waiting already, seems like out of all the places they or I could be, we both end up at the right place at the right time, coincidence?

Got halted and punished for 300 according to the law rule..under some section 51 crap. I just got my basic salary 300 from the company a day before this shit happens..sigh..I saw a few motorcyclists managed to run away from them, i couldn't.

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I've Sold My Fourth House

I was only able to post about this now because i didn't receive my commission yet back then when i sold it at February..yes, this is a 3 month delayed commission.

First of all i want to point out that this is by far the best house i've sold for 2 reason, one because is paid really highly..not to brag but my commission is about 10k plus and another reason is because the house is actually stunningly beautiful in the inside, no pictures though..

Anyway, long crap short, i was overwhelmingly delightful when the owner finally paid me, the moment when i held that cheque on my hand and the figure i saw..5 digit numbers..overwhelming experience. I've never been paid that much before in my life and probably will never again, maybe close to it but i doubt any cheque will surpass this one..

So i wish the family who bought the house happy always and forever, without them there is no cheque for me too..

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X Men First Class Review

Story is really good, a prequel backstory and an equal balance of action. Another good installment in the X Men's franchise..

Kung Fu Panda 2 Review

Funnier, better, longer, bigger and hungrier..