Sucker Punch Review

I've been dying to watch this movie since the first trailer..
Pro: hot chicks, a hell of a badass soundtrack, the fighting sequence are brilliantly well done..everyone of those sequence are marvelously crafted, my favourite was the train fighting sequence..mind blowing, outstanding visual eye candy

Con: Story, full of plot holes, tragically disappointing ending..

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I have a crush on you since the first time we talked..and i still do actually..cause i thought u were pretty..

China's Sexiest Teacher

She was named China's sexist teacher..really? Probably by the bunch of fathers whose children studied there..I admit though..she's kinda nice to look at..but sexist in school..something wrong with the sentence.


Her name is Zhu Songhua, she's a 30 year-old language elementary school teacher for the No. 1 Primary School Attached to Jiangsu Nantong (yes that's the name of the school).


Great Japan get Maria Ozawa, China gets this, Malaysia get..Siti Nurhaliza, Miss Married To Someone Her Father's Age..


Kids nowadays..get everything best..hmph..I graduated too early..

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Breaking Point

Yesterday my dad came back from Taiwan from a company trip, i didn't go. When the moment he came back it just seems like life just turn upside down, everything just spin out of control..

First thing first, his car wouldn't start because i never jump start it every once in a while, it was fine when i started it on Wednesday..few days later and it's dead. To make matter worse, motherfucker came back and let go of the tires on my car again, either i keep driving on sharp glasses like Evil Ken-evil or someone just love to fuck up my life..of course in the end, I'm the one to blame for it because no one else is there except me..

So there's 2 things that went wrong in 15 minutes, so dad has already order foods from some restaurant..told me to go with my mum to take it..knowing when my mum drive, the moment she starts the car, she starts bitching on everything..my mum has a thing for nagging, it's seriously irritating to hear and to see how one person just ask for a small little favor like driving from the home to the restaurant like 5 minute away and feel like sitting on the passage seat from hell.. that mouth never shuts..

Bitching and nagging all the way home i just finally snap and lost it..just can't take it anymore, one after another..everything little things that was going on within that 20 minute can make shit so difficult. The moment i reached home, my car was back and the moment i put the food down i took them keys and handphone and wallet and just stormed out..i was pissed, i was angry and i snapped and i have had it..i didn't even eat any dinner last night..food was not on my mind.

I drove all night and just stop at some random place to sit down and get my mind clear out..i sat in the car for so long without getting bored like i used to. Drove here and there just to past time and either of my parents even bother to call me to check on me, my dad did but my phone was off was it just so happened. Finally decided to go to that slaughterhouse about 11.30 and just go to sleep without wanting to think about it..they said that tomorrow will be the better day of today.. i hope so. The next day everybody just act like nothing happen, nobody bothered to see what was up with me, nothing..some sweet homecoming.

And yet again they will never find out what drove me to lose myself that night..

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The Adjustment Bureau Review

Only thing i wanna praise is the story, it's a love story with suspense, thrill and exciting chase scene.. Story focus on how fate has written our time line for us and how we go about with it everyday but when love is in the picture, nothing and not even fate can stand in it's way.

Rango Review

I've always hated lizard but i love this lizard..Amazing graphic and of course what movie would be nice without Johnny Depp's performance..

No More Facebook

Back a few months ago Facebook creator Mark Bla Bla Bla said that Facebook is going to end on March 15th, check your calendar and you'll see that it's today..I remember how that shit spread like wildfire but anyway in case you haven't realize about this news and saw this and start panicking..relax, it's fake..

Anyway, Facebook is really sucking the life out of anyone in this world, it's like the new air we breath, the food we eat and the water we drink, sound like one of Leann Rimes song. I don't think if there anyone else in this world that doesn't have a Facebook account, i mean even if there is..they'll be one of us too pretty soon..in the future post office will probably end up with bankruptcy.

I wasn't one of those type of kid that like things like this before, back then when Friendster was alive and kicking, i didn't even bother with one but just like Blogspot i gave in to temptation..not to say that Facebook plays a big in my life but it certainly helps me keep in touch with my friends in Subang. I missed those clowns..Facebook can be very addicted i mean just look at my ex apartment owner and my father, if i would to put those 2 together in a room, either one will look at the other one because they would rather play with Facebook than anything else..

My ex apartment owner would spend all day facing that thing just like my dad would, that shit would be the first thing they do when they woke up..looking at them remind me of myself back when i was younger that why i would skip school or wake up early to play video games..now looks like it's the other way around, it's Deja Vu, it's full circle all over again..

So imagine if that news of Facebook shutting down were real, imagine how many people would kill myself over it, they'll probably follow in Alviss Kong's footstep. My dad would go back to reading newspaper and my ex owner will go back to being fatter than fat..beyond life..

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Nag Me To Hell

What is it with women..why do they love being so controlling? They're like a freaking that will never leave you, like a crow making noises on your shoulder, like a death note on your forehead, like a bounty hunter on their target, like a ice perk in your ear..

All men knows women like to nag, it's one of the many reason why we will never cross the bridge to the other side of the marriage world where millions are wasted on stranger on one monkey day and live the rest of their life as a hostage..Seriously though, why women loves to nag..i mean if they nag at something that we did wrong, then fine..but on every little detail and sometime, occasionally, weirdly enough on things we never do..

Take for example today, this person name Nicholas Tan woke up early in the morning on a Sunday to get up, get dressed and go to work..after nearly an hour of meeting with his customers and everything, he went home or what he thought was home. As the wind blew open the door, standing there was non other than the Devil herself, we call her Mother.. As he just wanted to ask her what she would like to eat for lunch, she yelled and screamed at him like some mad cow disease..his day was ruined..thank you very much..

As you can see that boy clearly did nothing at all, he went to work and came home and the war just started without him, wrong place wrong time perhaps? The worst part is..the Devil claim that the boy's work is a excuse, an excuse to run away from home or from doing any house work at all, as in the boy did it on purpose. The boy is trying to make a living and the woman hate it, the boy say a word and the woman go crazy on him..where the problem now?

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Sleepless Nights

Look who up, up again? Nicholas up..tell a friend..

This is the third entry of the Insomnia series, ya..it has become a series so expect to see more of me not being able to sleep at night while you guys snore your way to London..

This week i couldn't sleep twice actually, once was Tuesday and now Saturday. Tuesday i got up and start working at 7.30 a.m in the morning, most probably my best record so far..applause to myself, dumbass..

It's gonna get serious more and more often..soon i'll be like Batman..working in the morning, fighting crimes during nights..

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Japan Tsunami

Japan was devastated by 8.9 magnitude earthquake unleashing 13 foot tsunami that swept boats, cars, buildings and tons of debris miles inland and prompting a "nuclear emergency" March 11, 2011.

Many people died estimated around 1000 and 11000 headcounts were transferred to evacuation centers. A tsunami warning has also been issued for Russia, Marcus Island and the Northern Marianas. A tsunami watch has been issued for Guam, Taiwan, the Philippines, Indonesia and US state of Hawaii.

A tsunami warning has also been issued for Russia, Marcus Island and the Northern Marianas. A tsunami watch has been issued for Guam, Taiwan, the Philippines, Indonesia and US state of Hawaii. Recent analysis of historical data shows that four of the top ten most deadly earthquakes and tsunamis since 1701 occurred in the last decade, including the 2004 Indian Ocean (Sumatra) and 2010 Haiti events. The magnitude 8.8 2010 Chile earthquake was the fifth largest earthquake ever recorded. These events generate questions about the frequency and severity of geologic natural hazards worldwide.

The National Geophysical Data Center and co-located World Data Center for Geophysics and Marine Geology maintain a global historical event database of tsunamis, significant earthquakes, and significant volcanic eruptions. Analysis of the database revealed that while the total number of magnitude 7.5 earthquakes per decade since 1901 has remained consistent, the last decade has experienced some of the most devastating geologic events in history. Until 2010, the most deadly event in the Caribbean was the 1902 eruption of Pelee that caused 28 000 deaths. While devastating, this event is dwarfed by the 230 000 deaths that resulted from the 2010 Haiti earthquake. The 2010 Chile earthquake is among the top ten most deadly earthquakes and tsunamis in the entire history of Chile. While the database does not provide answers as to why these recent events are so deadly, the analysis reinforces the need for increasing our understanding of earthquakes and tsunamis in all regions of the world.

As the global population continues to increase, placing more people at risk, it is important to dedicate resources to mitigate against the effects of such natural hazards. Experts said that this pattern was not unusual. With this earthquake as with others, essentially two tsunamis are generated, one that hits the local coastline, often within minutes, and another can travel for thousands of miles in the opposite direction, some of its energy dissipating as it spreads across the open ocean.

It is then time to reunite and be awaken about the natural effect the development has made to our Mother Earth and to the current ecological status the world is right now. Every nation who will help rebuild the broken and devastated country would be a good help in times like this.

Jackass 3D Review

I always thought Jackass was a stupid movie hence the title..but i tried Jackass 3D and it's hilarious, disgusting, ridiculous and brainless men giving pain to other men for viewers enjoyment..

One of my favourite scene is downright disgusting and the fact it's in 3D makes you wanna puke..it has something to do with shit..

Big Pocket Small Everything

I drove around Malacca a lot everyday, so often that i feel like the fuel station is my second home..gosh my car should gets hungry easily, freaking get poor just by feeding it..

Anyway, I drove around so much lately and getting to enjoy the view of many big expensive bungalow houses kinda makes me a little jealous, i mean seriously..who doesn't want a big house and big car dream right..well..me actually..

Hence the title though, the only thing that i want to see big in my life is in my pocket or wallet. Money money put foods in my tummy so i never get hungry and help me feed daddy and mummy. Maybe one day where my luck has finally turn upside down for the good reason of course and have a pocket full of money like my dad's..that's the life right..

Despite having to live in a big house does showcase one's wealthiness but money can't always buy you happiness. I moved around a lot throughout my life if i can remember and all the houses i live in are all small houses..guess that's why staying in a big house is kinda difficult mainly because there will be so much cleaning to do. One would say that i could just hired a maid with all this money, but to save all trouble..why not just live in a small house instead..

Another thing i don't see why some people like to do is buy huge ass car..doesn't everything cars do the same thing..it drives you around. Guess a man who can afford a big house would want a big car to support it, don't know if he likes big wife? just kidding..

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Antisappointment

In February i thought i was gonna have the best month yet in my career..first off i had 4 houses that I'm dealing simultaneously, a bungalow, a semi-D, a double story Terrance and a single story Terrance and just when i thought nothing else to happen anymore in February..a customer wants to rent a shop lot too..

So in total..i was doing 5 deal at the same time..it was amazing thinking about it because my new year resolution was to be able to sell at least 3 properties per month and here i am with 5 deals..

Unfortunately like Nelly sang..it was only "just a dream" well at least it's not really a dream's dream, rather it's more like in my head..Because in my head i was already picturing all the properties being sold out already, living fantasy..but nothing is always as it seems..

First off, i lost the double story terrance..The customer had already confirm a price and wanted to buy the house but they couldn't manage to gather the money since they're not financially rich therefore they couldn't afford to pay..damn..what a waste..just when i thought i've finally succeed, life takes a change on me..

After that i lost the shop lot which was even more devastating for me because i was just 1 step away from getting paid..This customer wanted to rent this shop on the ground floor 900 per month, everything was agreeable..they're paid fully..all they need to do was sign the damn document but then..them bitch ass owner was so fuzzy and difficult to handle that they made things so complicated for all of us, in the end they[the customer] didn't want it anymore..i had to return them cash..i watch my 900 go bye bye..fucking pissed off

And today, i call another new client of mine that agreed to let me help her sell off some new house she bought, was supposed to meet her on Sunday, she fucking sold it off on Wednesday..Great!! another property lost!!

I felt disappointed at myself for not trying harder, at the same time feeling depressed for life itself, i mean here i am trying to get some burden off my shoulder and yet God work in mysterious way. I'm confused and don't know what to do or how to do anymore..it's bad enough that the world is trying to cheat me off my commission but to have this all the time, it's bullshit..

I pray to God that the other 3 deals will work..for God sake..

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According To Karen Weatherby

Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breast is good for men's health and increase their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

I can't believe what I'm reading here..I mean like seriously? All this time we thought there was no cure of short life term and condition with God but now there is..should i say..praise Jesus?

Apparently the cure has been sitting right in front of us this whole time..turns out in coincidence that the men's antidote is also the reason that men die faster..women..

But since this came from a woman saying that staring at breast helps men..then we should do as she say right? Well then don't mind me, i'm just going along with doctor's prescription..

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