Tuesday, March 01, 2011

According To Karen Weatherby

Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breast is good for men's health and increase their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

I can't believe what I'm reading here..I mean like seriously? All this time we thought there was no cure of short life term and condition with God but now there is..should i say..praise Jesus?

Apparently the cure has been sitting right in front of us this whole time..turns out in coincidence that the men's antidote is also the reason that men die faster..women..

But since this came from a woman saying that staring at breast helps men..then we should do as she say right? Well then don't mind me, i'm just going along with doctor's prescription..

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