No Love Lost, No Water Found

+We have had no water for the past 2 days..holy mother of sweet and pure how do we live without thou..

+What's more worse? living without electricity or living life without water supply? shit, i feel like both is difficult to live life without..

+Having no water in the house, so i had to go to one of my client's house and shower..thank God that house had water, and thank God that i have the key to enter..

+Turns out most part of Malacca have no water, everybody is dying around here, shops are not opening cause there ain't gonna be no water to clean any dishes..

+Somebody need to rain dance to bring some water back..either that or my sister had swallowed up the whole water in Malacca..damn..

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Life After After Property Agent

This is the last of the trilogy..This will basically me looking into the future wondering what holds for me and what i wished to have or accomplished..Looking into the future imagining what life is like for me..

What i wished to have in the future is married obviously, with children too obviously, still as a property agent of course, being able to provide and give, have a reputation and last but not least for everything in my life to still in one piece..As previously goes..let's start with marriage..

I once joke to my friend that every women has the desire to kill men at some point of their life, without weapon but just by a ceremony..it's called marriage. Despite saying that, I still want to get tied down, everybody does at some point cause eventually everybody will be living their life and nobody wants to spend the rest of their life alone, cold, frozen lone wolf..Even though me being this anti socialist that i am, not wanting to do anything with anyone's life i have always thought of one day settling down with..a wife. Every man needs a woman behind me to have his back right?

No marriage will be complete without children..i have always wanted children before i even wanted marriage and the years goes by my desire to have children grow stronger and stronger. I always wanted to have a daughter, at least as the first child then a son to carry on the legacy then maybe a third child as well..either gender will do for me as long as it ain't between him and her if you catch my drift. You can refer to my older post called " Can I Have Her " for further information in case some weird bastard is more curious than i thought..

Remaining a property agent for the rest of my life is something i've set to do, because other than this, i don't know what else i'll be good at..Going back to graphic designing will be like me putting bullet into a gun and watch it come out from the barrel of it. Seriously though i don't want to change anymore other type of job..this is it..for me..

Being a guy, being a male..main job being put on this world is to..provide for his family, simple as it sounds..cause ain't no daughter or son of mine is living in a cardboard box, maybe the wife..juz kidding!

Having a reputation is pretty important in this line of work, cause the more people trust you, the easier it is for them to let you help them selling houses..Look at my father for example, he once told me that at first he help one indian family sold a house and then indian family ask him to help their friend sold their house too and their friend's friend ask him to sell their house as well..all three houses were sold eventually..now that's..reputation..keep your family and your clients closer..

Basically everything that is going great for me in my life now..i hope to see it continue happening, ain't no stopping when good shit takes off right..Why stop when you're on top..peace bitches..

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Life After Property Agent

This is the sequel to "Life Before Property Agent"..the point for this post? is to see the comparison of my life between them two..i'm thinking of a third post of it too, kinda like movies nowadays, where every good first one must have a sequel then a threesome..i mean threequel, you know..anyway..back to the subject matter..

Basically after i joined the life of a agent..property agent that is..my schedule has been drastically different, unlike before all i do nowadays is driving around, making calls & picking up calls, picking up sister, paste signboard here and there, talking to strangers and doing appointment..so on to the first topic..driving.

Driving in Kuala Lumpur was a bitch, the traffic was shit and patience testing test was shitter..driving in Malacca ain't as bad as in KL, no offend to KL but i'm thankful that i'm not doing property cause it will take forever to go to certain location and meet customers..Malacca ain't as big as KL so..traveling is easier. Amen..

I have a weird thing for calling people, i love to prank call people when i was younger but when comes to calling people for chances to sell their house, i have fear..i mean they're both strangers right? Anyway, that was when i first started out cause back then i keep getting rejected by house owners for not wanting to give me chances to gain experiences, I'm way better now..not so much fear but still fussy over the houses that i want or don't want to call on..

Picking up call is also another issue..not exactly for me but for more like the kind of customers I'll get, some are serious buyers while other are just fooling around or not serious at all a.k.a a total waste of my fuel and time..but at times when i don't have any callers at all in one day make me wish for some callers..but when i do have too many callers per day make me wish that i could just shut off the whole world for a few hours..

Picking up my sister from school was my father's job but now it has somehow became my job..kinda it's no choice situation..being the bigger brother that i am, if i don't pick up little sister, my little brother will be chopped off, get it..

Pasting my sticker around Malacca feels like me being a graffiti artist. kinda like me tagging my name around the places, expect I'm pasting my number instead..so that shit is my moneymaker. I liked it better when clients lets me paste my sticker on their gate or something at least..it makes looking for customers easier, while I'm searching for customers, those who pass by come find me too so it works on both way..

Doing appointment is probably the best chances for me to see whether one is serious or just touring through houses..Probably the best part of it is when i get to show them some of the nicest house i got, yet sometime what i like might not be what they like..so it hurts sometime that people don't see things your way..

Stay tune for the last sequel.."Life After After Property Agent"..

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Life Before Property Agent

First off life before anything else is the best..basically means you're a womb, that where life is at it's best..not knowing nothing at all about the outside world, therefore need not to care about nothing..i'm 22 this year and life was the prettiest at 23 years ago..what's a cynical introduction..

Anyway life was more fun and easier before work ever have a place in my heart, seriously..It's all about fun and eating n sleeping and maybe occasionally some homework to do.

I remember when i was a kid, i always said that working will be so much better because first we get to drive, not having to be with our parents all the time to hear them nag, and because making money is better than finishing our homework..cash over score in class..but of course after certain age, i wish i could go back again because working life is tough..and that school life is way more easier once you realize it.

Of course we were to think about it now, dealing with a teacher is much easier than dealing with bosses and customers..not having someone breathing down your neck every minute, you feel less weight on your shoulder. Back then, it's just coming back to my home sweet home at noon time, kick back watching TV and playing video game and only doing them homework when parents are around..being able to go out with friends and watch movies together, being able to do all this without having to think about any work at all is the best.

Maybe that's why reason being of me to continue college rather than going straight into the working world after graduation is just so that i can delay the process. But i was lost without a sense of direction at that time so going to college was the next best thing to do..getting to live the free life of a college student that i always see in TV, but in reality, shit is nothing like it..damn..

God i missed the joy of not having to worry about financial crisis and just live life the way it's meant to live and let them parents worry about it..Kids these day are so lucky..God, that sounds old..

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Random 20

Ya..Believe it..there are people out there who actually worshipped me like a God..

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The Town Review

Ben Affleck's action packed, adrenaline rushing and well directed movie is good but nothing interesting that hasn't been done before..

Dinner For Schmucks Review

Funny though at times can get a bit too silly but i've seen better..from both Paul Rudd and Steven Carrell

Animals Abuse

What's going on with the world nowadays, I keep seeing all these video on Facebook where animals are been abused drastically..what is going on with earth, did we pump so much bad polluted air in the world that the air we breath in caused us to act like a maniac towards animals..

You know what is scarier than a ghost in your face? human..That's right us..you..me..us..we..they and them. There is so much animal abuse video on Facebook lately that is hard to go into Facebook anymore without encountering another one of those damn video..

The video that started them all is the girl that sat on a flat glass with a rabbit underneath it..I think that it's the same girl that squash a kitten with her high heel. It was horrifying..especially for one of my friend who only saw pictures rather than video..she owns a cat as well so u can just imagine..

Pretty much i realized after that video, more and more of them video comes in..then there was the video where the guy keeps beating his dog up because the dog can't stand on it's 2 own feet..though the dog didn't suffered as badly as the others, this is still abusive..Then there was a few more that i can't remember and the latest one in Facebook where this bunch of guys put fireworks inside a dog's mouth and light it up..twice..before whacking it with a huge long stick a few time..

I will post any of those video here due to graphical violence, i bet reading and imagine it while reading is bad enough for anyone. Seriously what are we, are we even humans anymore? how ugly have we become..I know everyone who have seen any animal abusive video will wanna kill some motherfuckers for what they done, believe me i would to. If dogs knows how to use Facebook and see what they're seeing, i think they would rather be left alone on the street by themselves rather than going home with any of us..I used to want a puppy while growing up but can never have one..those that could afford or have one doesn't know how to treat them at all..

There's a neighbour of mine who lives every near to my house, they own a dog..well, it was a puppy at first then it slowly grows into a dog and never once did i see them take it out for a walk or play with it or anything at all..the dog was just left there to entertain itself. To make matter worse, the dog live in the same cage it grew up it since it was a puppy..meaning the cage has become so small that the dog doesn't have any space to move at all.. plus, it's dirty..the dog and the cage because either one of them bother to take care of the dog. I thank God that the dog's misery ended, the dog is no longer with us..but i bet it didn't even get a proper burial.

Recently i just watch a movie called Hachiko: The Dog Story..like all other dog movie, it ends sadly..But the beauty of the movie shows just why a dog is a man's best friend..in reality..in real life, the sad fact is that nowadays people doesn't treat animal like they have a heartbeat at all..Shows that us human are actually worse than the dirt we stepped on, we have no loyalty or compassion like some animals..some animal can show love better than any of us here. We should spit on ourselves..we should have collar around our neck..

Congratualtion human being, we shame ourselves..hope for those of you who treat animals like shit get treat shitter in the afterlife..

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Motherfuckers!

First off, really cool title name..

Second off..For 2 days in a row someone in my damn hood has been doing shit on my car. On Saturday, my left front wheel gone flat, get it? some smart ass went and make my tires go flat..bloody hell ain't it. Then today, they went and did my back right wheel instead, seriously..who the hell still does shit like this, i'm thinking is either one of my neighbours and them immigrants that likes to walk in the middle of the road.

This might just be the beginning of a war, now maybe it's just the tires..next week, they might go up to a next level and scratch my car instead, sigh..what i have to deserve this..what have Icetructor done to deserve this.. This means war and war..never changed..I swear to God man if i ever find out who did this shit, i will not hesitate to kill someone.

Third off..This has caused me 70 dollar in just 2 days to get 2 tires fix..

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Illegal Valentine

Please do watch the video for it's so educational, so educational to the fact that i don't know how something as stupid as this doesn't get a million views in Youtube, seriously..

As far as i'm concern, i think if things like this is gonna be an issue in society, then i say "Thou shall live better if not live at all" I mean you can really just ignore the quote and think of it yourself, it's a no brainer question..

If Valentine is so sinful then how come sex is not forbidden in religions then? Isn't sex much more worse than two people going out cuddling and talking and shit? Since Valentine's Day is wrong then marriage should be flushed down to the toilet as well, in fact anyone is gets married shall be send to jail because they're already committed the first crime..which is dating..

Because of what the smart ass says above, picture a dangerous scenario..where everyone is that restaurant is actually hitman hired to kill you, or flower spraying poison gas, or worse yet of all..death during sex..that's gonna need an open casket. Reason for the smart ass lady to speak is actually her way of saying that Valentine's Day is so dangerous to themselves that..that..that..i don't even know how to finish that sentence..

Anyway, long story short..i think she's crazy, most probably mental repeated prison escapee..i think most highly likely to be single..at least will be after this..bitch..

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The Green Hornet Review

Funny, Fun, Great Chemistry between Seth's character and Jay's character, some really great unique scenes but nevertheless feels a bit overblown..3D wasn't really well done..

Little Voices In My Head

When you're in situation where a guidance is required, they said your brain is not working properly, then listen to friend's opinion or trust your heart with it..my favorite is to trust my instinct..

I've been in many situation where my instinct helped guided me to do the right things or things that i wished will happen, which it did..I feel like my instinct is the codename for the little voice in my head, a way of saying that God lives inside of me when i need him the most..

Instinct, prayer, faith, wishes..they all pretty much work the same way..I remembered many moment where i thank i trusted my little voice when i caught up in dilemma..

For example, my first job ever..after finishing SPM and gave up in search for a job in Mahkota Parade, mum told me to go Tesco instead and give it a try. After being this close from walking into KFC to ask for a vacancy, my instinct told me to walk into this gift store called Living Cabin and pretty much to my surprise, it works..one of the many time where my little voice has come into play..

Nowadays my little voice junior occurred more often while I'm working, like how sometime the voices tells me to call the owner of the property despite my feeling says that it'll most likely won't be able to let you sell the property off.. Yet i chose to disclose my heart and listen to my instinct..again like many wonder of life, things turn out differently than i expected..one of the many time where my little voice has come into play..

There's a lot moment but i can't seem to remember it, damn..never mind..I'm typing at late hour, guess brain wanna go to sleep already.. Guess i'm glad that my little voice ain't stupid, cause if "it" were to guide me to make stupid obvious on purpose, i might have to kill myself..

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Private Number

When i was young, way younger, around the age of 11..i developed the interest of prank calling, i love to call random people up and say random nonsense shit, had not been doing it for a while already till recently the desire strikes back.

I went and prank text one of my friend's ex boyfriend because she told me that even after they've broken up, he still call her up for no reason and tell her about his daily life, which is weird..so i thought of helping her by doing the same to him, for her..so i prank text him..

Funny thing is he actually go along with the game, for normal human being brain..it'll tell them to stop wasting money and ignore it right? but he went on and on with me..i call it Text War. Anyway, after a while i just stop it cause i think he got tired of replying me..weeks later i keep getting this phone call from a "private number", i don't know how to call someone through a private number to be honest but i hated it..cause you can never call them back..it's a one way street.

So i believed..it's him calling me..for payback..cause it keeps calling me non stop and every single time i answered, there's no one and all i heard was noise..so instinct says that it might be him..it even call me one time at 3 a.m. midnight..damn them British bastard..bloody hell mate..

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When It Rains..It Pours..

It has been raining a lot lately in Malacca, now normally due to the heat of the weather, this will come as a joy to us all when it rains..but mother nature has it's way of getting back at us..

It was raining non stop actually and i didn't see this as a sign of worries because one day is what this bloody earth could use at this point of time, because like i said..hot weather..this ain't no Miami vice so rain is our friend people..Without realizing it though, the rain that started on one day carries on till day two and that's where people starts panicking and worrying..

Malacca had histories of mother nature fighting back at us before, first it was the infamous tornado in my taman, shit was ridiculous..but i wasn't around when it happened, i heard people ans stuff were flying around, thankfully my home wasn't touched..

Anyway, Lately the rain causes some place in Malacca to flood, especially those houses that are at lower ground, just to name one place..Taman Merdeka, it's located somewhere near my place and it was flooded..but thank God the water level wasn't high enough to flood my place as well. I didn't take any picture but the water in the drain was so high that if..just if few inches of rain on it..we will all drown in flood..i'll probably be scuba diving on traffic just to give y'all a visualize image of how close we came to be swimming in drain water..

My parent were more worried than me, my mum especially..worried of having to clean the house like some mad cow, cause our house got flooded once or twice..can't remember properly..damaged a few furniture that we had, wasted a few more dollar to replace them..i was fucking saving my PS3 before anything else, even myself..don judge..i know it's the wrong thing to do at the wrong time..but i just did it..so..sue me..

Anyway, good news is that the water went down already and everything back to normal..

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