The Karate Kid Review

Okay i admit this is a pretty fun movie to watch, i am sorry for underestimating it from the start, please don't karate my ass..

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#Today in college, we [ me, marcus and chloe] were waiting for the elevator to arrive, so when it actually did stormed out a bunch of SEGi students.

#We enter, after about 10 sec, a very familiar uncomfortable smell strike out in thin air in the elevator, four wall with floor and ceiling, we were left there to smell..fart.

#The smell was unbelievably smelly, it was one of those smell that can take down an army of Nazi.

#We were supposed to go to 7th floor, by the 4th we couldn't take it anymore and ran out from the elevator.

#And i thought no one could beat my fart, looks like i found my arch nemesis..if only i knew who it was..

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Toy Story 3 Review

Finally after 11 years of waiting, toy story 3 returns with a delightful fun and truly entertaining experience, i was very pleased with it..Toy Story 3 ends the trilogy in a very touching and loving way, so i hope there's no Toy Story 4..

Note mentioning, Day and Night, Toy Story 3 pixar's short film is the best i have seen yet..

Setup: Day 2

Well day 2 today, again the same DeJaVu from yesterday, except a few changes here and there and this time we went home earlier..

Really nothing much to say though except some people are only good for complaining here and there about needing this and that done except you don't do nothing and all you do is talk and talk, how do you expect anything to be done..it's crazy..And some..will do bit and bit of work and leave the rest of others to do, it's kinda like metaphorically someone drew out the blueprint then the rest have to go build the building for him..and then of course he's gonna say it's his idea..

Really really busy with everything, this whole showcase exhausted all of us day in and day out, pretty much from 60 people to only about 30 people bothered showing up and helping but only about 4 to 10 people stayed through the night and finish up this shit that is gonna to represent SEGi and us, so it's either our face or no face at all..what will it be?

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Setup: Day 1

Today i came back to Subang after spending a month plus in my sanctuary because i have to do some setup for a showcase called MAD showcase..why MAD showcase, because appearently..we're psycho..

We were supposed to go there today, but then one and one all don't want to go, so i felt it's no point going as well, but my friend Marcus keep insisting me to go, he drag me all the time, and i'm powerless to resist..so we went anyway in the end.

Drove to Taman Raya, parking there is insane, RM5 per park, there's like asking me to pay for a RM5 candy, it's crazy..anyway, park already, took LRT..first time after like 6 month, the last time i took a LRT myself was in September for my internship, after that we walk a little more and finally reached the place, it's called Anexxe Gallery [not spelled properly]. In there there's aircond, thank God for there, so we start working for the setup and everything.

Designing here and there, but then anybody left so quickly one by one after 6 o clock, in the end it left only 4 people to do the work and one of them is not even i the same semester as us. Anyhow we were working very long till we missed dinner time, most of us are exhausted and sweaty already, so we just went to the nearest place there is which is KFC, one of the girl was so tired that she got confused with the hand dryer to the soap machine..so she was like washing her hand first then press the hand dryer for soap, luckily after she realized she confused and didn't continue with drying her hand with soap.

It was about 9 already, we went back home after that because it late already and we really want to go back, took the LRT again and Marcus drove me home..

To be continued in day 2..

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It's Been So Long

It's been so long since i last had a girlfriend, I've been dwelling off so far from the definition of a relationship to the point that i'm starting to forget what it feels like to have one by my side.

See i take things for granted sometime, i think i'm so cool and shit to play around like it doesn't matter, but it does..i just don't know why i do stupid things sometime..maybe because i'm a guy, therefore y=mx+c therefore guy tend to do stupid that make girls mad and nag at us so that we walk on straight line? maybe..maybe not..

Am I desperate? no.. Am i lonely? sometime but not all the time..I've gotten so used to the single life now that sometime the word "love" just flew by me without a care..I don't want to sound like i need a girlfriend immediately but it's just sometime when you look around and you see couple here and there and it just hits you, it make me sick of looking at them but...that was me a few years back, see the funny thing about it?

I got a friend so desperately needs a new girlfriend the moment he broke up with his ex, i told him that the next time he's dating again is 6 years later like me and it scared the crap out of him, e was like "no way man..i don't want to be like you" so whose the weird one here, the guy who can live on for 6 years without a girl or the other one? Some are quite lucky in love, i know a guy who dated 3 different girls in a year, broke up and hook up..3 times..in 1 year..he's like some chick magnet male..i want a piece of his magnet..

Feeling weird lately, don't know how to tell y'all why i'm feeling like this all of a sudden, it's like a part of me doesn't feel like dating anymore due to some reason that i'm not saying..must be my brain again i hope..trying to take a life of it's own..sigh..I don't know what the problem here..mentality malfunctioning? spending the last 5 month with my heartbroken friend? give me a sign Lord Jesus..

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Dear Nicholas Brain

Dear Brain,

This is your owner speaking, hey brain i want to ask you, why do you like to think shit that isn't real, why do you like to make me believe that certain happened at certain time can actually mean something when it couldn't..i mean you being doing it for about 20 years now, why do you chose to do so to your owner?

Ol brain..sometime you make my life miserable because of the way you think of certain things, misinterpret and misunderstanding things for the way they are, I used to remembered that you were smarter, must have gotten dumber due to all the beating that you got when I was in Standard 4..remember Miss Quack? ya, she beat you hard..thanks to her now all you do from time to time is daydreaming and getting lost in the wonderland of mind where thoughts are irrelevant.

Note to you that why are you so good at remembering all the little personal detail like birthdays and stuff but not like the things that i make you memorized, then what's the point of memorizing? Shit..if we were to recall back all the studies we went through we can't remember shit now can we?

Sometime i wonder why to you like to make thing harder than it actually is, why can't sometime you say the right word at the right time, and you know the worse part is..you make things seem like it's happening when it's not, like if someone being nice to your owner, you went and make him think that they like you, you are you're own little storyteller aren't you. Not to mention for the love of God, when your owner say sleep you go to sleep and not go on and on making movie in the head, drag on and on till it passed his bedtime..

Well, i guess it's all these bad oxygen that you're breathing in that makes you weird weird..now i hope you will work on the sleeping issue though..

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Laughter The Best Medicine

FRIENDS
Definitely my favourite sitcom of all time and still is till these days..full of smart great funny line with 6 great character..my favourite character is Chandler, middle guy on the bottom. Best ever.
HOME IMPROVEMENT
The first sitcom that i actually liked..should to catch it on TV all the time..another perfect cast of characters..
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
Another favourite sitcom on TV..shows you no matter how dysfunctional a family can be..it's still a family..

Noticeable Mentions
MY WIFE AND KIDS
Was once a personal favourite, but it starts to be not funny anymore..too bad. Damon Wayans puts out excellent performance throughout.
THE 70's SHOW
Once another favourite but it slowly starts to be more and more stupid and not funny anymore..then eventually lost my interest..

Currently Trying to like
TWO AND A HALF MEN
Well..trying to like it right now and see how it goes..

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The A Team Review

The A Team was actually better than what i expected, i was a little skeptical at first but it impressed me enough to recommend it..action and humor every 5 minutes..Now i want sequel..The B Team..

Minutes Be4 Sleepin'

I have a habit..I like to grab a rabbit out from the hat and stab it..

Director yells "cut..".."let's try it one more time from the top.."

*Take 2...and Action!*

Ahem, I have a habit, it's not a bad or good habit, it's a neutral habit..rather a neutral addictive habit. Everytime when i'm on my bed i would play my mp3 and listen to a few songs first before i go wandering in Nicholas dream..The thing is..i love listening to music so much that initially i was intended to sleep at 12, now it's 3..i've been listening for 3 hours now..

It happens everytime, it starting to become somewhat like my drug, a must do activity before sleeping..I tell myself a lot of time, "ok man, this is the last song, after this must go to sleep already.." song finished later, i'm listening to another 10 more songs..like i said it's not a bad habit or something, it's just addictive..

I have like about a thousand over songs in my phone, ranging from Chinese songs to rap songs to rock songs to Japanese Korean songs so it's no wonder i can't stop..I'm like a fat kid in a candy shop, it's paradise to me like music to my ear..Anyhow, waht the point of me sleeping since my brain is never tired enough to go dreaming so might as well just execrise the ears..My mum said i'm going deaf with the way i keep listening to my mp3, it's loud and noisy..and i said..just like your nagging..

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BoY whO aCtUaLlY iS a GiRl

Back then when i used to work at Living Cabin, there was a bunch of new recruit came in after few days later, so the place was too pack with too many members so they split us up, i however, luckily still remain in Tesco's living cabin..

There was one of my colleague who work for a month or two in Living Cabin that i clearly remembered due to an unforgettable event..so here it goes. Because i was here a few days earlier, my big sister supervised me to bring this new "guy" along and show him where we throw the rubbish at..so we were walking and talking a little bit here and there, once done..we head back to the shop but before that we had to go the toilet to wash our hand of course..

Confusingly "the guy" went straight to the girl's washroom, i thought he mistaken the sign or something so i told him the men's washroom is here not there and..he told me he knows then he continue going in and i..even more confused wonder why does he still keep walking in then, then he said the magic word..he said he's a girl..

*Lightning strike..twice..*

So i went into the men washroom looking like i'm lost or high on drug because i don't understand what he just say a few minutes ago, so as we walk back to the store, he explained to me he is actually a girl, she..is actually a girl..i check his IC card and all..shit is real..even his friends said so..unbelievable..

To me, he looks 99.99 pecent a boy, seriously a boy, good looking enough to be clarify as a boy, so i was thinking, how the hell in any impossible ways he can be a girl..she said that she got mistaken as a boy the whole time as well, hell yeah..I wonder how much difficulty it must have be for she to walk into some women washroom without being stare at or stuff like that..Man, if she's impossible i wonder how many of my male friends are actually female, while how many of my female friends are vice versa..

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New-Blog-Skin-3

I found lots of new blog template design on the net and decided to change it again because after staring through the new designs, mine looks like too cheerful and clean..i need something dark and cool you know, how here it is..again..hopefully third time the charm..

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Nothin' To Say

I feel kinda sad for my own father and son relationship, me and my dad, like father like son and we ain't got nothing much to say to each other. I feel bad for my dad because at times it just feels like nobody in this house has anything to say to him..Me, my sister and my mum are babbling here and there, talking about all kind of shit while my dad's lip stay still.

First off, I love my dad very much, though i don't say it to him and he don't say it back, i never let anything come between me and my daddy..I'm his little boy and he's the best dad i can ever ask for, my dad try to spoil me rotten all the time when i was young but i will always have a little consideration for his money so i never get too carried away..Since i was young my dad will buy me anything i want, it's his way of showing me how much he loves me, he will go as far as stealing it for me if certain item is not for purchase, my mum always tell him to stop buying so much junk for me, but he never listen..he's stubborn..like me..and i want to grow up to be just as stubborn as he is because he's my dad..

Since my parent's divorce, i feel like my dad got left out in this family, we got nothing to say to him and he doesn't have anything to say either, i personally don't like that despite i do it all the time, like for example in a car, me in the passenger seat and my dad on the driver seat, the radio will be the one doing the talking, and we just let that be our mouth as it drive us back home..I know that most and son or daughter relationships are like that, since the father has to go to work, he'll be absence for the whole afternoon, since then the children start to grow fonder with their mother and eventually the father gets left out of his kids life..That's the story of every father, that's the story of my father..

Sometime i wish i have something more to say to my dad, silence don't always have to be golden, let communication be diamond once in a while..our conversation are around 2 to 3 sentences at best, it's pathetic..i don't want that. I know it has been a habit between for the past 20 years and my dad is not a very open man..probably due to the way he was brought up but i just wish we could talk a little more.

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Annoyin'

The title says it all, I can get annoyed quite easily..you know that sense of feeling that someone is looking for you but yet somehow it feels like they're constantly tagging behind your ass 24/7 like some trail donkey.

Sometime i just get sick of it when the same person comes looking for you every single day since the everyday the ass tagging thing begins..at first, things was cool and fine, after sometime it'll be like damn, come on, are you serious, not you again..I don't really mind people come looking for me, but seriously what am i? your boyfriend? and i'm addressing this issue about a guy friend of mine..shit is crazy..

I know since high school, he's a good friend of mine, but everytime i come on to Facebook, he pop open a chatbox and he's always asking me what i'm doing..it crawl up my skin. Like i said, once a while, fine..every now and then..fine, constantly..hell no. It's sicken me and i hate to do this to him but i've pretend to ignore him on Facebook because it's dejavu everytime when he comes..I know he's doing nothing wrong but stop invading my space and go attack your girlfriend's.

Maybe it's me, it's just of my personality, the personality of unable to deal with a male species constantly wondering what i'm doing..I'm starting to wonder if my room has any hidden cam installed by some secret male friend that's gay that wants to know my every movement and location..shit is crazy..i got to get out of here, man..

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While Your Lips Are Still Red

I'm looking outside my house door and my right neighbor is an old lady, all alone in this world. I went and open the door and i just took one short look at her and immediately somehow i felt sadness in the air..so it continues..

See she used to live with her husband, it used to be a husband and wife home next to mine, now it's just a widow home, she lost her husband i think about a year or 2 years ago..he was on the tree doing something i don't know because i didn't see what he was doing, i was at the back then suddenly i heard screaming like the OMG type of screams, i went there and take a look and i saw her husband lfell down from the tree, it wasn't a very tall tree at all but maybe he must have hit his head or something..and just like that he's gone..

The ambulance didn't reach there in time to save him, but i think they couldn't even if they did, because he wasn't breathing anymore when he fell down. Thought of this got me thinking about how much we should cherish each other while we can..fate is not kind to everyone, anything could be just taken away by them from you any seconds..like they say, death is just around the corner.

From what i see, the old lady is always scolding her husband, i don't know if the scolding has any reason or not but i can hear scolding from her through the wall almost everyday while the old man refuse to listen to the wife and keep on doing whatever he does even when the wife says not to, i guess both party member are equally at fault. Now..one is gone and the other is left with nothing, one's misery stop permanently while the other continues, at times like this we tend to think back and regret all those bad thing we've say and done. Now she's all by herself in this world, there no more shouting coming from her house anymore..everything changed.

The moral of the story is love each other as much as possible before the clock stop ticking, life is too short to dwell on the past..hold each others hand as long as possible, hug each other as much as possible, laugh with each other as much as you can, love each other as deeply as possible and kiss each other while their lips are still red

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TestDrive

For 3 years I've not touch the wheel,
I'm rusty like steel, the feeling was real,
The rumbling of the sound got me sitting chill,
I thought i had skill, but i nearly got kill..

I didn't get kill..otherwise i wouldn't be here right now telling y'all about it. I just got back from my first test drive in 3 years, since the moment i got my license i never lay hand on another car till now..i drove around the street like for 2 hour straight, i ride like the wind and now..my ass numb.

I was rusty as hell when i start off, but all those memories came running back to me soon as i drove, it feel good actually because this is the first time i drove out of my 'hood' and into the 'wood' or road or whatever..I was riding around in that little Kancil car giving every other driver panic attack in case of me suddenly feel like crashing into their car just for adrenaline rush..but i didn't..it felt like i've drove for years though sometime i tend to tilt to the wrong lane of the road..

First off, my instructor name is Isnin..Monday, for the love of God, his parents must have hated him for something, i was going to say my name was Rabu, but you can call me Abu..to make fun for him..but i didn't do so..He was really nice and patience with my nonsense, he guided me throughout 2 hour unlike those instructor jackass back in those days when i was taking my driving license, i remember there was one who was really rude, he scolded me for very little tiny mistake, i wanted to hit 80 mile per hour and crash into a wall to kill him..but i couldn't..he was a sexism because if it's a girl student, out come the sweet soft bastard whose hiding inside the closet..

Girl, they always get the nicest treatment..

Anyway, when i was driving i wasn't really praying the whole time for safety, cause i have Isnin here next to me, but i should pray for all the other drivers on the road, they drive worse than me, now you see why i feel like giving them a panic attack..a dose of their own medicine..Worse part is these clown don't have the "P" on the car anymore, i bet most of them bribe their way to a license card.

Isnin said i can drive well, my flaw is controlling my speed..well, the solution for that problem..Auto car..safe me the trouble of having to constantly hitting clutch button..Seriously, the guy that invented manual car must have hated us human, either that he must have hated legs..2 legs and 3 button to push, not to mention 5 gears including reverse..it's insane..God bless the man who invent Auto for us..Isnin keep saying that "U boleh bawa..", it's like one of those TV gag line.

I'm still not ready to carry more than one heart beat into my car..i'm still skeptical of myself, so unless y'all really want to die, don't pray when you're about to enter the crapmobile..

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Parents Think They Know Best

You know what i hate the most..is when someone just decide to do something for you without even bother to tell you first..it's not like it's so hard to open that little lips and say..whatever it is that they're gonna say. My parents love doing that to me, they just wouldn't bother to tell me before they go off running around signing me to this shit and that..

I never ask for any of this nonsense, because they're smart asses, they think they know what's best for me. The phrase of "mum knows what's best for their children" yes, it's true..but that doesn't mean they can simply put your name in all kind of stupid activities before even bothering to tell you first..what's wrong with these people..

My mum should to do that all the time, she would just sign me for this and that without my permission, i mean i get to choose whether or not i want to participate on it or not..She used to sign me up for swimming classes here and there, drawing classes here and there..the best part is she have already paid for the first class when she sign me up. Again, i fucking repeat..i never ask for all these..I just hate it when someone, anyone do this to me, don't do something for me when i never ask for it.

Let's take the swimming class for example, i specifically say i don't want to take the class, but yet she still sign me up, next thing i know i'm the only boy in the pool who is not a female, who is not over 40 and who is not overwieght..it's like swimming in a pool where fat from the human body are just floating around in it, i feel like i was swimming with oil.

My dad just told me that he had a driving instructor for me to practice my driving again tomorrow, guess the fun part, he paid already..and here's the sweet part, he never bother to tell me at all, he's just "oh, tomorrow 9.30, driving practice with some instructor"..Fuck who says i want to practice my driving tomorrow? nobody..again, it's dejavu all over fucking again..

Am i being ungrateful? i don't know how can i be ungrateful when i was force to participate in all these unwillingly..They could have tell me first but they chose otherwise..does parents know what's best..they think they know what's best..It's not what they do that pisses me off, it's not telling me first that gets on my nerve..

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