A Christmas Carol Review

I've always admired Jim Carrey's performance..he is very flexible actor and here in Christmas Carol, he acted multiple character and all of them feels like such a unique character thanks to him. This version of Christmas carol i must say has to be the darkest of all..it's even like a horror movie at time..some might say it's too frightening for kids and i have to kinda agreed..anyhow, the special effect here is spectacular, making some scenes looks exhilarating.

The Day After Tomorrow

Is my last day of internship..finally it's almost over now~.

Funny People Review

This is a very moving movie, it'll aborb you right into it..imagine what will you do when you'll living your life like it's your last second..the movie is also filled with great celebrities like Eminem and Ray Romano..i personally find Eric Bana's performance the best, with his australian accent and his script is really good, he stole every scene he's in..love him here

Gaming

Video games..ah~my favourite past time..after enjoying 20 years of staring at tv screen with button pushing, suddenly i realized that someday, one day, all of this will end..

I grew up with video gaming..it was destined that human and machine are meant to bond together..so i was thinking after so many years of it, how would i ever stop playing it? Especially nowadays where we are living in a technologized(is that even a word?) world where almost everyone from child to adults are playing some video games somewhere..Since i grew up with it, i will be even harder now to do so, i mean it's like giving up my life..

As i grew older, i started to realized that i don't have so much free time anymore like i used to to play my games, and things ain't that cheap anymore. If i remembered correctly, i was living in Kuantan and my family and i were eating KFC and there was this game shop next to me, it got my attention, so i went over there and stood there like a tree and just watch poeple playing it..next thing i knew my dad decided to buy me one too, of course mum didn't want to..and then this is where it all begans..

My primary school years best friend..from standard 1 to standard 6..the reason i wore specs..

My high school best friend..the reason why many pretend to be my friend, the reason i skipped school, the reason i got bad grades..My college best friend..the reason i come back to my hometown for after months in college..

Can you imagine the amount me and my dad spend on these things..Sometime all this will stop being part of my life..I won't have anymore time for these machine no more..it's sad to see them go..but just all my other interests..passion will run out of fuel eventually..

500 days of summer review

500 days of summer is a really really good movie..in fact it's the best romantic comedy i've ever watched..the movie is told in quite a unique way and it feels very original..very creative and fresh..and the ending is truly satisfying. Highly recommend

In This Month

November is here, the month where all SEGi college intern rejoiced because it's the last month of..I-N-T-E-R-N..so fast..it's really really fast actually, i thought it was gonna to be slow since internship was dreadful like hell. They say time flies when you're having fun, i wasn't having fun at all during internship so how come time flew by me so quickly..I'm not gonna complaint cause i'm grateful that it's gonna be over soon..

I still can't believe it's almost over..in one week from today..I'll be free..like as human..out from jail..I remember struggling to have an intern's place in August..was searching high and low, up and down, left and right, here and there for my internship. Countless of rejection hits me before BizAid decided to take me in, it was like a huge damn boulder off my shoulder..i could finally go home.

To be honest, i felt like i learned nothing form this intern at all..the only thing i learnt has nothing to do with internship..and that is how come go to work from my place using public transportation. Besides that, there ain't nothing important that I've learned from BizAid that can help me in the future..not all internship are the same, you might get to learn some or you might not..unfortunately, the latter is for me.

To think about it, i can't believed that i have woke up 5.30 in the morning for 4 days a week and coming back at 9 for the last 3 months..that's crazy, and it seems so natural by the time it's September without even realizing it. Everytime waking up to a dark cold night while everybody are still sleeping and finishing work at 6 and ride the bus for nearly 2 and a half hour just to reach back to "prison" Listen to me complaining about working for 4 days while other have to do it for 5, luckily i took BM classes during internship..if there's a shortcut, always use it.

Once intern is over, we will all wake up to a better morning..we will..


Suddenly, i realize..the real work hasn't even started yet..the real deal has not even begun yet.

Damn..

Teen Pregnancy

Recently i got news from one of my friend that she is pregnancy and expecting to due on May. I was kinda shocked at first, actually who wouldn't be, right..so anyway, the news kinda got me thinking..why do people especially teens nowadays all get married at such a young age..not only are they getting married at a young age, they are expecting a child too..

Teens nowaday are all having Pre-Marital Sex, doesn't the rule of staying a virgin until the day you get married mean anything anymore..anyway how, i'm happy for her since she got miscarriage from her previous boyfriend, and that jackass didn't want to take responsibility and now she has a baby inside of her, this time is with her currently boyfriend. At such a young age, i'm a little skeptical about it..like because she's still studying and so is the boy, so i was wondering if they can juggle 2 things at once..but as long as she happy then i will stand back from ruining her happiness..just hope she knows what she's doing..

This is dedicated to V and A..congratulation and wish y'all the best..if you happen to stumble across this post.

Debra And Me

Oh Debra, oh sweet Debra..how do you ever survive such horrific events over and over again..I mean you're amazing strong that you manage to hold on to it for so long..I salute you. Ladies and gentlemen, i would like to introduce y'all to Debra( in red shirt).. The show is called Everybody Loves Raymond

See her there? ya, she is one hell of a woman..see the old man and the old lady? ya..those two can't stand each other, one will always pissed off the other one anywhere they are, it's like cat and dog, it's like mortal enemies, it's like hatred and anger collide together..it's like my owner and her son.

See one thing me and Debra here have in common is that we both never, of course never want to live in a place where freak show is present almost 24 hours per day..but yet somehow, somewhere we both ended up in the same situation..in the middle of a battlefield between two sexes.Debra married Raymond(guy behind her with pattern clothes) and instead of just getting a husband, she got his whole family living right across them and everyday they will come over and drive her insane..literally..and she lost her temper so many times..why wouldn't she, right?

Now in present day, my own freak show story..see my big fat old owner and her faggot son are like knife and gun, they're always killing each other everyday in their life..that was of course before I'm came in, now that I'm here...they're killing my life too, well technically, they're just killing my ears, for i have to listen to their fucking nonsense argument everyday. Sometime i wonder if the mum and the son are meant to have each other, because i have never seen a mother and a son fight every single godamn day in every godamn month in every godamn years..it's crazy. Well everything happens for a reason right? yes, and that reason is for me to make this post possible..

Let me start with the son, tall and skinny, full of bullshit is one of the most laziest guy i have ever seen..like after eating, he couldn't even bothered to wash his plate, he'll just leave it there till the next morning for his mum to do. I guessed the reason his mum can't trust him is because of all his thug habits, and because his mum is also another asshole, whenever he didn't do something, he will get accused by his mum for no reason, and so, let the fight start. From what i can see is that he's is more logical than his mum, but because of all his old bad habits, he always end up fighting his mum if though he didn't do anything..but most fight didn't get started by him, but by his mum...

My big fat faggot owner..i think she has some sort of loose wire in her head, because from what I've observe, she's illogical and very childish at times, and is always the one that makes small matters worse, turning something small into a big chaos for everyone, for a 40 something old bitch, that's pathetic. She is very controlling over her son's action, every little detail she has know, the kid can't go or do anything without having to go through all her bloody requirements like where he goes, from what time to time, and if he's late...reason why, how much he spend, if a cent is missing..then where is it, what he bought, who he went out with, i mean like literally everything..man, what a life he has with a mum like this. Plus, when her son tried to explain to her honestly, she wouldn't listen, she act like she knows everything and all, but when in reality, she actually doesn't know shit!! oh ya, she also love to drag other peoples that has nothing to do with the situation in..then when they gave her advice, they end up getting scolding too..this is why I DON'T LIKE TO TALK TO HER.

I've been in her son's shoes a couple of times already..I got accused for something i didn't do(like her son)..i tried to explain to her stupid brain(like her son)..End up still can't get her to see the real picture(like her son)..

There are so many times when i wanted to kill her and don't even care about consequences..

The reason I've finally bring this shit up is because yesterday, as always..they fought..again..I really really wonder if this 2 jackass can be together in the same room without killing each other..because you see, i am like Debra right, i mean when i rent that room, i thought I'll just get a room, but noooooooooooooo...instead, i got a whole freak show right on the other side of the door. I've been part of this freak show for 2 years now, can you believe it? no? either can i...

Sometime life can be so much easier without all these people..this is just 2 of them, i haven't mention the uncle and aunt and her faggot sperm head boyfriend.

The Naughty Me Then..

I don't know why all of a sudden i remembered how naughty i was when i was young..like really naughty..pure evil..bad bad boy naughty.An angel in front of someone then a devil behind someone's back..and the things is these evil deeds makes me laughed out loud when i do it..Let me give y'all some example:

Coka Cola Shower
Me and one of my cousin was playing with another one of my cousin, which is also his younger brother..we ran around my grandmother house and climb up this stair and hide, so the small one was looking us. We were right above him and we took a can of Coka Cola and pour it on him..and he ran to my grandmother and she had to bath and changed him altogether..we laughed so hard then..so naughty right?

Yellow Washing Machine
Again, me and cousin saw the washing machine in the back of my grandma's house kitchen..and me, the evil little twisted mind genius that i am thought of an idea..what idea? pee in it.So i took the stool and stand on it and i peed inside the washing machine while activated..i forgotten what end result it got..hmm..still think i'm a good boy?

Graffiti A Flower Plant
I found a can spray in my uncle's room and i decided to get artistic with it while i have a eye sight target on a flower plant.The spray itself is black color so i went over and spray it on the plant..and i killed it on the spot..i got scolding from himself..there's a devil in me

Water Sister
I was helping my mum watering her flowers for her and my sis was sitting near the flower so again, the evil little boy that i am, slowly watered the flowers from the right side along to the left side and then i watered my sister too like she was part of the flowers themselves..got scolding from mum..bad bad boy

Dr. DogTonator
Found a little tiny tube, those that you can have in a lab..i found one and i start acting like a freaking smart scientist. I took all kind of stupid ingredient from the kitchen, grandma's kitchen to be specific..mix them up and fed it to some dog in front of her house..i think it died after tasting it..i think..i'm an angel in disguise

Coin Diseappearing
Took a lot and i mean A LOT of my dad's coin to play Counter Strike in CC, was very addicted to the game at that time, thanks to my friend who introduced me to it, mix with all kind of bad people there..dad wondered where all his money went..good boy my ass

Re-report My Report Card
I think I'm one of the few kids who have the actual guts to do this shit in life, sign his own report card, need i say more?..good boy gone bad

Grand Theft Stationary
I used steal a lot of stationary stuff from shops..pens, pencil, eraser..shit..I should put on a good boy face and just walk into the store, look around and wait till the shopkeeper is being distracted by other customers..bang..2 pen in my pocket..walked out undetected.There was this one time where i stole a whole lots of shit from a single shop in a single time..walked out undetected..evil little bastard ain't I

I Want My Controller
There was this one time when i did quite bad in my exam, my mum decided to punish me by never allowing me to play game again until the end of the year..so as a game addict that i am, i hack and rack this little drawer where i found where she hid my controller. I pull and push, twirl and swirl and finally pull it out by force..I played my games for a couple of weeks before she found out her drawer is broken. I called it an achievement as this is the first time i managed to find where she hid it..and she is VERY good at hiding my stuff..mummy's little angel no more

Heartbreaker
Breaking a girl's heart is definitely the naughtiest thing that i have ever done and this is only one evil deed that i regret doing..lies after lies after lies..i mean the girl was played like a puppet and karma came back and bite me where it hurts..hey, my name is Naughty, Naughty Tan

See how evil i was back then, am i still evil now? you tell me..

Zombieland Review

This movie is pretty good actually, it's funny, it's exciting and it's gory..it's like the parody version of L4D..As you can already guess from the movie's title..it's about zombie killing spree and instead on focusing on how the mass zombie attack started from, it just jump straight into the action, comedy, romance and fun of it..can't wait for a sequel..

2 Minutes Rain

Okay okay..Today waiting for bus at KL Sentral, as usual..but bus got here early and throughout the whole road home, traffic wasn't terrible at all..what i meant is that there's of course traffic on road, but it's not jammed..
So it was a pretty smooth journey back home and i fell asleep in the bus, so when i woke up near Sunway there, suddenly the hourglass turn upside down and the whole damn is jammed, not any usual type of jam that I've used to, this one is seriously jammed..
So, half way to Summit, there was this Malay girl who decided to walk, so i followed along, since it's only a few minute to Summit..

Suddenly..

It starts raining on me like it has never rain before for the past 100 years..i mean i was walk for like 30 second..it just start pissing down on me like crazy. It was raining bloody heavily, man..like dog and cat..like woof woof and meow meow all over me.
I wasn't prepare for this of course, so i didn't have the enough seconds to take out my umbrella~ella~ella..i am wet literally on the spot..kinda wish i was in the bus now..Maybe this is God's way of saying to me like "Boy, you can choose to take this path or stay where you are.." I chose Path so i got pissed by the clouds..the rain only lasted for 2 minute then it stop..what do you think it trying to say..

The answer: it's trying to say: stay where you are..

Damn, i hate rain..since young..because if it raining, you'll get wet, you'll get sick, you can't go out..sigh, i was inpatient, but what you want me to do, I'm an Aries, we are extremely impatient..

Rain rain go away, don't come again another day~

Law Abiding Citizen Review

Ok, i have never heard of this movie until only recently and since i got nothing to watch, i watch it anyway..First of all, i find the story pretty interesting because you see, Gerald Butler(guy on pic, the bottom one)is a guy turned criminal, he confessed his killing and was send to jail, but even though he's in jail, he can still manage to killed like 10 people outside in the living world from inside the prison..how does he do it..you'll have to watch to find out..
But unfortunately, the 3rd act of the movie was kinda disappointing because i thought they would have an interesting new unique never heard before way on telling how he killed those people from the inside, but instead i get the same type of twist that i've seen before in some other crime movie..

Nevertheless, the whole movie was pretty decent enough to enjoy..

Jennifer's Body Review

Okay, where do i start with this movie..ok, here..i knew from trailer that this is a standard medicore movie and i was right..the cons overwieght the pros here..here how:

Cons~boring story, lame girl fight~especially the last one, lame ending, lack of originality

Pro~surprisingly decent sense of humor, get to stare at Megan Fox for 1 and a half hour.

For those who wants to look at Megan Fox longer but didn't get to in Transformers 2, then go watch this movie then boys..