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I don't even know where to start with this..The title is actually referring to someone, a guy, a clown, his surname, another "Nicholas" but his spelling is "Nikolas"..okay okay, I'll just get it out of my systems..

I met this "Nik" when i first arrived at SEGi, he's is in photography department, i met him when we were in foundation, i didn't know him that well at that time until certain events that happened to him triggered me to realized that this guy is carrying my name around the world and making it sound like an "ass" name..let me show you what i mean..

Relationship
The first time i noticed him was when he was dating this girl called Sylvia, one of my friend..he and her were dating during our foundation semester..i remembered one day i saw them walking while holding hand, so i was like.."ok..they're dating"..In a blink of an eye, one day, they're not a couple anymore..then i was like.."huh, so fast..." I mean couple do fight once in a while, but this one was like permenant..finished..over..
Turns out after finding out the truth about what goes on behind the scenes..it turns out that Syl couldn't stand his childish behaviour..no surprise there..At first, she said that he was all sweet and stuff and that he reminded her a lot of her ex, and he was there when she was down..so she got attached to him..ya, right..now, true color's out and she can't stand the real person he is..the relationship only lasted for like 1 week or so..that's not even long enough to called it a relationship..
They have broke up about a year now..and he's always calling her a bitch in front of me, saying how she destroyed the relationship..ok, this is the thing about breaking up, one will always blame the other one for all the shit that ruined the relationship..hello? take a sec to see and think that maybe it's not her/him..maybe it's you..From where i'm standing, this one is definitely him..oh boy, how he has the super ability to make each relationship shorter than the previous one..
Oh ya, couple of month back, there was this girl liked, her name was "jasmine"..after much effort on making her his girl, the girl made him her brother..damn..

Moving on..

Driving Skill
The guy drives his Kembara recklessly, he made history in my Guinness book of record as the only guy i know that can possibly flip a Kembara while turning corner..the car literally flip over..like turtle on the back of it shell..it's an amazing achievement. He and another friend was in the car, luckily for his friend, he didn't die..luckily.After his dad knows this shit, instead of some deep ass whipping shit he'll get..he got an even bigger vehicle now..I don't know the name of the vehicle but imagine a bigger one than Kembara..I was thinking if he flip this one, maybe his dad will get him a tank, let see he pull this one off..
I sat his car so many times, not once i didn't pray to God hoping i'll making back to my apartment ALIVE..the guy is crazy behind the wheel..he told me before" don't worry, i got this Thailand God in my car, it'll keep us safe"..the size of the God is as big as my toe, it can't even protect itself, man..The only reason i sat his car was because, back then when he was still "in the group" no one wanted to sit his car, he feel pity for him, so i sarcificed myself, otherwise this post won't be here now..
My friend, Marcus who only sat his car once, fear for eternity now..i remembered the moment Nik start his engine, Mar was grabbing on the handle, the handle on the top of each side door window..it was so hilarious..it's like pulling the parachute way before jumping off a plane..i'm telling you man, even safety belt can't save shit in that car..

Moving on..

Studies
This guy also has a hidden talent..able to failed all subject in one semester..how many?..erm..i don't know..how about 3 per time..ya, you heard me, 3 subject at a time, but here's the twist..he only had 3 subject at that time..and he managed to failed them all.Here's another twist, he has been doing it since foundation..yes, foundation, the same semester where the "bitch" broke his heart..I wonder why he still continue..apparently he still can't give me an answer yet..Whenever we ask him "when your intern.."..he just "no comment" with us..right now, we don't even know what semester he's in..seriously.
One of SEGi lecturer, Mr.Fauzi..came up to him and question him on his studies..i didn't hear what they talk about, but judging from the face expression, i think the lecturer has gave up on him..i won't surprised there too, i mean, fail after fail after fail, maybe it's time to reconsider your future.I would rather work then to continue wasting my dad's money, it ain't like money grow on trees, you know..plus, he's in photography department..God, that's like the easier department of all, just snap snap a few picture to pass, how hard is that, Peter Parker?
He is always constantly hanging out at the cafeteria doing nothing..back then, when he was still "in the group", he will always make execuses like "no class..", "lecturer just call, class cancelled.."his best known lines..just so that he could hang out with the group..Now, now, i unfortunately have a class with him, BM, and he has the freaking testicles to come to college but not come to class and hang out at the cafeteria, then come and tell us that if anything, come update him..i'm like..fuck no.

Sigh, this guy make me feel like changing my name, man..it's an embarassment to share with same pronouncation but different spelling name with him..People will think we're related or something..shit..