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Back then when we first enroll in kindergarten, we learn everything there is to learn because we were young and innocent, we follow the rules.

Entering elementary school, we learn what as much as we could otherwise the big cane will have contact with our butt because we were young but not stupid, we follow the rule..only when teachers have eyes on us.

Moving into high school, we hardly ever want to learn anymore because the teen hormone has strike and our head has gotten too big for ourselves not to mention the fact that girls are distracting in high school. With so many subjects to learn we fear for PMR and it's big brother SPM because otherwise no future right, we follow the rule..that we've created.

Looking back at those times i realized how silly we were to trust those idiots who told us that all this subject will help us in our future, subject like Add Math, History and Economy..but now thinking about it, we never even use any of those shit anymore, not to mention i bet we've forgotten all the thing that we're learned..goes to show how little we care about subjects.

Add Math is one of the stupidest subject i've ever learn, it's literally rip off of math, who the fuck is gonna use any of those formulas to make money in the future, when the goddamn taxes comes in, will we use y=mx+c on it..no. Who the hell invented that stuff, it's just like a waste of time and effort from both teachers and student. I proudly failed ever single Add Math exams except of SPM's.. it was a miracle..i never open another Add Math book since..

History is what nagging housewives sounds like, it's pains your ear till it's can't hurt you anymore. The only reason History is part of the subject that we learn in high school is because nerds requested, therefore anyone else suffered.. being a history teacher i bet most of them were one eye sleeping when they were teaching. Wiseman once told me that if we dwell in the past, we'll never know how to live in the future..that wiseman is the same asshole who taught me that subject, odd?

If Economy was a person and he was crossing the walk when suddenly a car drove too fast and knocked him out nearly killing him on the roadside, nobody will come over to save it..because that's just how much we give a crap about Economic. Nobody will gave a rat ass about what goes up or what goes down, it's a seriously forgettable subject.. it went in from one ear and comes out from the next immediately. Japanese has just suffered many life lost maybe they could add that in the new chapter, talking about Japan's economic..

Seriously, i can't believe i let them waste 5 years of my life on these shit..

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ReBlacka

I'm pretty sure that nearly everyone in this world have heard this song "Friday" since it was an internet Youtube sensation hit..for being called "Worse Song Ever" and "Most Disliked Video On Youtube" and i couldn't agree more..

The moment the video starts, you sense this urge to bang your head against the wall for the incredibly poorly written lyric and awful auto tune sound adding in the retarded music video directed by a 5 years old trapped inside an adult body not to mention with a face that you'll set fire on..that's a mouthful..

There's nothing much we can do about it since music is getting worse and worse with dumbasses like Justin Bieber and recently Rebecca Black..if the 2 of them got together and it will be the end of the world..I thought i post her today since today is Friday and April Fool Day, see how she and the word fool make more sense than ever..Not to mention, she's 13, surname Black, on Friday..she's a witch..Torch and Pitchfork people..

So ladies and gentlemen please enjoy the ear bleeding, sound scratching, deaf music of our generation, i present to you..ReBlacka..

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Sucker Punch Review

I've been dying to watch this movie since the first trailer..
Pro: hot chicks, a hell of a badass soundtrack, the fighting sequence are brilliantly well done..everyone of those sequence are marvelously crafted, my favourite was the train fighting sequence..mind blowing, outstanding visual eye candy

Con: Story, full of plot holes, tragically disappointing ending..

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I have a crush on you since the first time we talked..and i still do actually..cause i thought u were pretty..

China's Sexiest Teacher

She was named China's sexist teacher..really? Probably by the bunch of fathers whose children studied there..I admit though..she's kinda nice to look at..but sexist in school..something wrong with the sentence.


Her name is Zhu Songhua, she's a 30 year-old language elementary school teacher for the No. 1 Primary School Attached to Jiangsu Nantong (yes that's the name of the school).


Great Japan get Maria Ozawa, China gets this, Malaysia get..Siti Nurhaliza, Miss Married To Someone Her Father's Age..


Kids nowadays..get everything best..hmph..I graduated too early..

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Breaking Point

Yesterday my dad came back from Taiwan from a company trip, i didn't go. When the moment he came back it just seems like life just turn upside down, everything just spin out of control..

First thing first, his car wouldn't start because i never jump start it every once in a while, it was fine when i started it on Wednesday..few days later and it's dead. To make matter worse, motherfucker came back and let go of the tires on my car again, either i keep driving on sharp glasses like Evil Ken-evil or someone just love to fuck up my life..of course in the end, I'm the one to blame for it because no one else is there except me..

So there's 2 things that went wrong in 15 minutes, so dad has already order foods from some restaurant..told me to go with my mum to take it..knowing when my mum drive, the moment she starts the car, she starts bitching on everything..my mum has a thing for nagging, it's seriously irritating to hear and to see how one person just ask for a small little favor like driving from the home to the restaurant like 5 minute away and feel like sitting on the passage seat from hell.. that mouth never shuts..

Bitching and nagging all the way home i just finally snap and lost it..just can't take it anymore, one after another..everything little things that was going on within that 20 minute can make shit so difficult. The moment i reached home, my car was back and the moment i put the food down i took them keys and handphone and wallet and just stormed out..i was pissed, i was angry and i snapped and i have had it..i didn't even eat any dinner last night..food was not on my mind.

I drove all night and just stop at some random place to sit down and get my mind clear out..i sat in the car for so long without getting bored like i used to. Drove here and there just to past time and either of my parents even bother to call me to check on me, my dad did but my phone was off was it just so happened. Finally decided to go to that slaughterhouse about 11.30 and just go to sleep without wanting to think about it..they said that tomorrow will be the better day of today.. i hope so. The next day everybody just act like nothing happen, nobody bothered to see what was up with me, nothing..some sweet homecoming.

And yet again they will never find out what drove me to lose myself that night..

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The Adjustment Bureau Review

Only thing i wanna praise is the story, it's a love story with suspense, thrill and exciting chase scene.. Story focus on how fate has written our time line for us and how we go about with it everyday but when love is in the picture, nothing and not even fate can stand in it's way.

Rango Review

I've always hated lizard but i love this lizard..Amazing graphic and of course what movie would be nice without Johnny Depp's performance..

No More Facebook

Back a few months ago Facebook creator Mark Bla Bla Bla said that Facebook is going to end on March 15th, check your calendar and you'll see that it's today..I remember how that shit spread like wildfire but anyway in case you haven't realize about this news and saw this and start panicking..relax, it's fake..

Anyway, Facebook is really sucking the life out of anyone in this world, it's like the new air we breath, the food we eat and the water we drink, sound like one of Leann Rimes song. I don't think if there anyone else in this world that doesn't have a Facebook account, i mean even if there is..they'll be one of us too pretty soon..in the future post office will probably end up with bankruptcy.

I wasn't one of those type of kid that like things like this before, back then when Friendster was alive and kicking, i didn't even bother with one but just like Blogspot i gave in to temptation..not to say that Facebook plays a big in my life but it certainly helps me keep in touch with my friends in Subang. I missed those clowns..Facebook can be very addicted i mean just look at my ex apartment owner and my father, if i would to put those 2 together in a room, either one will look at the other one because they would rather play with Facebook than anything else..

My ex apartment owner would spend all day facing that thing just like my dad would, that shit would be the first thing they do when they woke up..looking at them remind me of myself back when i was younger that why i would skip school or wake up early to play video games..now looks like it's the other way around, it's Deja Vu, it's full circle all over again..

So imagine if that news of Facebook shutting down were real, imagine how many people would kill myself over it, they'll probably follow in Alviss Kong's footstep. My dad would go back to reading newspaper and my ex owner will go back to being fatter than fat..beyond life..

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Nag Me To Hell

What is it with women..why do they love being so controlling? They're like a freaking that will never leave you, like a crow making noises on your shoulder, like a death note on your forehead, like a bounty hunter on their target, like a ice perk in your ear..

All men knows women like to nag, it's one of the many reason why we will never cross the bridge to the other side of the marriage world where millions are wasted on stranger on one monkey day and live the rest of their life as a hostage..Seriously though, why women loves to nag..i mean if they nag at something that we did wrong, then fine..but on every little detail and sometime, occasionally, weirdly enough on things we never do..

Take for example today, this person name Nicholas Tan woke up early in the morning on a Sunday to get up, get dressed and go to work..after nearly an hour of meeting with his customers and everything, he went home or what he thought was home. As the wind blew open the door, standing there was non other than the Devil herself, we call her Mother.. As he just wanted to ask her what she would like to eat for lunch, she yelled and screamed at him like some mad cow disease..his day was ruined..thank you very much..

As you can see that boy clearly did nothing at all, he went to work and came home and the war just started without him, wrong place wrong time perhaps? The worst part is..the Devil claim that the boy's work is a excuse, an excuse to run away from home or from doing any house work at all, as in the boy did it on purpose. The boy is trying to make a living and the woman hate it, the boy say a word and the woman go crazy on him..where the problem now?

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