Clumsy

I had lots of clumsy things happen to me, I could say it was all an accident since i have no intention of hurting myself in purpose, that would be stupid..unless it's sexually and pleasurable, nah..just kidding..

Anyway, lately i've been having a clumsy month..here's a rundown of all the clumsy thing on happen to me that i remember since birth..

1. Should We Merge?-Basically me entering a woman womb, that was stupid..i should have just turn around rather than swimming straight..

2. Bumping Head-I remember when i was young i should have knock my head a lot, either by running around when the floor was just mopped by mum, or running around when the floor was just mopped by mum..so yea..

3. White Meat- When i was in elementary school, i remember falling down with my left knee grinding through the road, but it was inside the school, the ground is just like those road ground, filled with little tiny stone..I grind so far and hard that it literally starts spilling blood out, nobody knows except me..i got scar to prove.

4. Exhaust Pipe- Recently i just got burn by some Malay guy motor's exhaust, that bitch park his motor so near behind me that just when i turned, i got burned..hey, that rhymed..

5. Stick N Stone- Friend threw a stick at my face, need i say more?

6. First Few Days Of Driving- Trust me, lots of near death experience, ask my friends, it ranks from suddenly lane switching to driving to the wrong side of the road, too much grand theft auto i assume..

7. Dropping Baby- Yes i drop babies before, no i didn't..i make you shocked, didn't I..

8.Shut My Finger Tight- Long long ago when i was way young to spell my name, i accidentally shut my own finger with my dad's car door, it was vulgarly painful..

So as you can see..these are only some that i remembered, but i know there's more..God, i'm shit

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Women's Language

Women says men are clueless, slow and always have to repeat themselves for us to get their word into our head..the thing is..the women's language is hard to understand and at the same time, sometime hard to translate correctly into a language the male species can understand either..

See what i mean, women seems to love playing these mindgame..and unfortunately for us men, it's confusing and we don't like playing it, we would rather be playing our Playstation rather than this "games". Men sometime don't and probably will never understand the women's language, though it is English they're speaking yet somehow it sound alien-like.

It's probably the way God would wanted his female creation to be like, after completion..God must have forgotten that his previous creation, male did not had that software programmed into them, therefore making the gender communication difficult. I have my fair share of women's language, and thankfully i've studied some of their language, saving me the trouble from being into a even bigger trouble that i've already have.

It's really not as hard as i might have describe, it just takes practice..then again, not every women are as hard to understand as those in the video, so bless us..

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013-6268888

This is the phone number of my rivalry, my new nemesis..working in the property firm for only about 1 and a half month, i've found myself a shadow..

This guy is someone that i've yet to speak to, despite not saying a word to each other before, despite not knowing each other, we come to state where one would tear the other one's signboard on someone's house whenever one sees it.

The rivalry starts off with me tearing off his sticker that he pasted on the house that i've sold recently [refer to older post] pissing me off when i saw it, i didn't hesitate to come down from the car and ripping it off without even a second thought, it's just no brainer..it's has to come off from the house, because i got it first and you motherfucker have no right to try to steal my business.

So i ripped it off, the next day when i came by again, them bastard took down my sign as well, and normally when shit like this kicks in, it's means war..but thankfully, in the end i still managed to sell off the house, saving me lots of trouble having to go back and forth checking on the house, now whose having the last laugh..me dumbass..

Mr non licensed property agent trying to stand in my way, it's because of dumbass like him that some people don't trust us to help them sell their property..no good lousy two shoes faggot bitch. Best believe now that everywhere i go, i see your sticker, it will be ripped off..

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The Social Netwrok Review

The Social Network is clever, witty and entertaining movie throughout, wish took me by surprise since i didn't any of this from the movie..

You're My Idiot

Alviss Kong, the recently famous guy that took the media entertainment by storm thanks to his infamous stunt, jumping off building and flying without wings just because of some girl that you dated for like 4 months..Alviss Kong, i proudly salute your ass..you're my idol, you're my idiot..

To be honest..i was laughing while reading the news about your suicide, you reminds me why sometime love is unpredictable. You and your little ex-girlfriend made headline all around the world, coming from someone who lives in Cheras, Kuala Lumpur..you're became an overnight superstar.

Now Alviss, the reason for this post from me to you is because i wanted to ask you why are you so stupid for love, blinded by love, drunk from love..Killing yourself over some broad is the best thing you can come up with, hell, my friend wished for Haiti earthquake to happen in Malaysia, that shit will take years for mother nature to produce, but you..you took matters to your hand therefore, you're by far 2010 biggest idiot..

I'm being brutally honest here about your death, like it or hate it, in fact i can be as rude as i want to a dead spirit if i want to..cause frankly i wouldn't give a rat ass about you since you're already dead. Reading some of the dumb thing you wrote in Facebook makes me laughed harder about you..you're truly inspirational. Well, your suffering ends while your parents, family and friends suffering will remains till the day they died thanks to you..That little girlfriend of yours probably never find dates again since now everyone knows she's the girl that make a man jump off building..

The moral of the story is that if you lose someone doesn't mean you lost everything, so why must one make that come true..well Alviss probably knows the answer, you dumbfuck..

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Claymore

I keep stepping on it, hating claymore
This is not what i've pay for, play for
Lay around the floor by bitches gay whore

Anyway, i'm talking about this game i'm playing, i keep stepping on it, don't know why..such luck..Anyway, this post is about gamers with games only, so if you don't play games, you'll probably don't understand what i'm talking about..

It's been a while since i've talked about video game..so let me have my moment..

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I've Sold My First House

I've sold my first house[pic]..this was my first potential motherfucking house and i thought this will be the last house i'll ever fucking sell off, fortunately it become the first house i sell off..so motherfucking fucking motherfucker fucker happy..

The house is really nice in the inside..everything is clean and neat, semi- furnished with air cond in every room, plus the neighborhood is really fucking nice too, too bad i only have one picture..Anyway, i was fucking surprised the vendor let me do his fucking house, given that he wanted to sell it around 220k to 230k, i thought it was motherfucking impossible, but impossible failed me and gave me my first fucking motherfucking check..

So yesterday i've already bought an Indian buyer, he seems motherfucking really interested and i thought he might be the one, see what agents do here, guessing who and whose not the one, it's like we're playing love game..he buy it..he buy it not..he buy it..he fucking buys it not..Anyway, then today i bought another group of people to see the another house actually..it's under my father..then after seeing that i just thought of bringing them to see the house above..and to my surprise, they actually fucking fucker bought it..

But because the vendor couldn't lower his price anymore, he's willing to sell it at 215k if my commission cut in half, I on one hand have no choice but he has the right and at the same time, this is between the vendor and the buyer so..i so fucking sacrificed myself, did theyfucking sacrifice myself for my commission..no..motherfucker..so instead of 2% of the check, now only 1%..whine

So ya..the rest is basically history, now doing the whole tenancy agreement thingy that i'm very blurred at..After that's done, check please..

Sorry about the swearing though, probably my most vulgar post ever..i'm just so excited..okay i promised i won't curse again, fucking ok? i mean..ok ok..i won't curse again..ciao bitches..aww man..

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Scott Pilgrim Vs The World Review

This game is silly fun..the editing the theme of video game style implanted into the movie really shows..silly fun..funny silly..

Jamie's Rejection

Everybody hates rejection, everybody loves being accepted..

So here's a true story about the only girl i've ever rejected..now i know there's nothing proud to brag about here, but then again people are always intrigue to read about these kind of things, it always seems to get more view than any other subject..and because it's totally surreal for me..you'll see how.

There was this girl called Jamie [ love that name by the way] who i met at my high school, I'm not going to describe how she looks like because there's a picture of her at the end of this post..

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Made you look didn't I, anyway back to the real thing here, so Jamie was in my high school, she was in the first class therefore she is smarter than me, no surprises there..and she speak English, a must have for me..plus she stayed near by my house, but of course i didn't know that only after sometime later.

So if u read my earlier post titled "Ugly" you should know the story about this girl that was in the same class with Jamie that i liked, but rejected me..I was totally cool with it but she bought me to a party to further embarrass me..I am still cool with it. So here's the B side of the story, me and Jamie were at that party with some friends too as well, so me and 2 other guys were men wrestling each other, not serious one but rather just playing in a sense, so..nobody got hurt or broken, please don't stop reading at this point or i will..do nothing..

As we were men wrestling each other, but i think because girls are not used to the fact that boys play with each other this way due to the popularity of WWE Wrestling at that era, so they think we are actually hurting each other, so she just said " don't hurt him la ".. him as in me. So one of the guy said " why, you like him or something " and she actually said " yes "..And that was my shocking part.

The reason it was surreal to me was because a girl from the first class could liked someone like me from the third class, not to mention someone who got rejected by the girl who bought me to that party, she's a fully A student, i'm a one A student..so it was a totally surreal moment and in reply i said this..

" .............. "

That's right, i said nothing..i actually said nothing, not that i have something to said but saying something is way better than just keeping my mouth shut. I total crush Jamie's night after that moment..she didn't say a word after that..and basically just waiting and dying to go home..i was still in shocked mode, if someone touch me at that moment, they could get electrocuted. For someone who talks a lot, i can't put 2 words together for her, pretty much that was the last time i saw her, she transferred to a different school and never seen her since.

They say the silent type of rejection is possibly the worse case rejection one could ever get, is this true..i've received the reply back rejection before, God that was awful enough, so I still some time thinking about that party night, thinking how maybe just maybe we could have at least keep contact if things happened another way, but if thing really did took off, I have a feeling it wouldn't last long because that's just..me..

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