The Naughty Me Then..

I don't know why all of a sudden i remembered how naughty i was when i was young..like really naughty..pure evil..bad bad boy naughty.An angel in front of someone then a devil behind someone's back..and the things is these evil deeds makes me laughed out loud when i do it..Let me give y'all some example:

Coka Cola Shower
Me and one of my cousin was playing with another one of my cousin, which is also his younger brother..we ran around my grandmother house and climb up this stair and hide, so the small one was looking us. We were right above him and we took a can of Coka Cola and pour it on him..and he ran to my grandmother and she had to bath and changed him altogether..we laughed so hard then..so naughty right?

Yellow Washing Machine
Again, me and cousin saw the washing machine in the back of my grandma's house kitchen..and me, the evil little twisted mind genius that i am thought of an idea..what idea? pee in it.So i took the stool and stand on it and i peed inside the washing machine while activated..i forgotten what end result it got..hmm..still think i'm a good boy?

Graffiti A Flower Plant
I found a can spray in my uncle's room and i decided to get artistic with it while i have a eye sight target on a flower plant.The spray itself is black color so i went over and spray it on the plant..and i killed it on the spot..i got scolding from himself..there's a devil in me

Water Sister
I was helping my mum watering her flowers for her and my sis was sitting near the flower so again, the evil little boy that i am, slowly watered the flowers from the right side along to the left side and then i watered my sister too like she was part of the flowers themselves..got scolding from mum..bad bad boy

Dr. DogTonator
Found a little tiny tube, those that you can have in a lab..i found one and i start acting like a freaking smart scientist. I took all kind of stupid ingredient from the kitchen, grandma's kitchen to be specific..mix them up and fed it to some dog in front of her house..i think it died after tasting it..i think..i'm an angel in disguise

Coin Diseappearing
Took a lot and i mean A LOT of my dad's coin to play Counter Strike in CC, was very addicted to the game at that time, thanks to my friend who introduced me to it, mix with all kind of bad people there..dad wondered where all his money went..good boy my ass

Re-report My Report Card
I think I'm one of the few kids who have the actual guts to do this shit in life, sign his own report card, need i say more?..good boy gone bad

Grand Theft Stationary
I used steal a lot of stationary stuff from shops..pens, pencil, eraser..shit..I should put on a good boy face and just walk into the store, look around and wait till the shopkeeper is being distracted by other customers..bang..2 pen in my pocket..walked out undetected.There was this one time where i stole a whole lots of shit from a single shop in a single time..walked out undetected..evil little bastard ain't I

I Want My Controller
There was this one time when i did quite bad in my exam, my mum decided to punish me by never allowing me to play game again until the end of the year..so as a game addict that i am, i hack and rack this little drawer where i found where she hid my controller. I pull and push, twirl and swirl and finally pull it out by force..I played my games for a couple of weeks before she found out her drawer is broken. I called it an achievement as this is the first time i managed to find where she hid it..and she is VERY good at hiding my stuff..mummy's little angel no more

Heartbreaker
Breaking a girl's heart is definitely the naughtiest thing that i have ever done and this is only one evil deed that i regret doing..lies after lies after lies..i mean the girl was played like a puppet and karma came back and bite me where it hurts..hey, my name is Naughty, Naughty Tan

See how evil i was back then, am i still evil now? you tell me..