My Name

~"Nicholas" means victory of the people..
~My mum named me that, my dad wanted to call me Michael..another too common name.
~Really?? Michael Tan..?? nah, dad, i don't feel the name either....it's weird.
~I had some people pronounced my name wrongly or have it rhymed with something stupid before like:
*Ni-Ke-Lek(my uncles some my dad side call me tat, try saying it in a Chinese way)
*Ni-Ko-Last(are you trying to say "你 go last"? why must i go last,I'm victory of the people,baby..)
*Necklace( wow..I'm erm...speechless..you are a great rhymer...)
*Biscuit( a snack huh..y'all must thinking about me when you're hungry..or something)
*You might die( this one you'll understand if you say it in chinese..)

I don't know if i shoould be happy or sad to have a name that rhymes with necklace..
really..i don't....you ain't heard my chinese name yet..it gets worse..and i ain't spilling out the beans..

Nevertheless, with a name that rhyme with neckace and sounds like biscuit..some would much rather call me Ice, the reason why............because therefore..that's why