Saturday, March 12, 2011

Sleepless Nights

Look who up, up again? Nicholas up..tell a friend..

This is the third entry of the Insomnia series, ya..it has become a series so expect to see more of me not being able to sleep at night while you guys snore your way to London..

This week i couldn't sleep twice actually, once was Tuesday and now Saturday. Tuesday i got up and start working at 7.30 a.m in the morning, most probably my best record so far..applause to myself, dumbass..

It's gonna get serious more and more often..soon i'll be like Batman..working in the morning, fighting crimes during nights..

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Japan Tsunami

Japan was devastated by 8.9 magnitude earthquake unleashing 13 foot tsunami that swept boats, cars, buildings and tons of debris miles inland and prompting a "nuclear emergency" March 11, 2011.

Many people died estimated around 1000 and 11000 headcounts were transferred to evacuation centers. A tsunami warning has also been issued for Russia, Marcus Island and the Northern Marianas. A tsunami watch has been issued for Guam, Taiwan, the Philippines, Indonesia and US state of Hawaii.

A tsunami warning has also been issued for Russia, Marcus Island and the Northern Marianas. A tsunami watch has been issued for Guam, Taiwan, the Philippines, Indonesia and US state of Hawaii. Recent analysis of historical data shows that four of the top ten most deadly earthquakes and tsunamis since 1701 occurred in the last decade, including the 2004 Indian Ocean (Sumatra) and 2010 Haiti events. The magnitude 8.8 2010 Chile earthquake was the fifth largest earthquake ever recorded. These events generate questions about the frequency and severity of geologic natural hazards worldwide.

The National Geophysical Data Center and co-located World Data Center for Geophysics and Marine Geology maintain a global historical event database of tsunamis, significant earthquakes, and significant volcanic eruptions. Analysis of the database revealed that while the total number of magnitude 7.5 earthquakes per decade since 1901 has remained consistent, the last decade has experienced some of the most devastating geologic events in history. Until 2010, the most deadly event in the Caribbean was the 1902 eruption of Pelee that caused 28 000 deaths. While devastating, this event is dwarfed by the 230 000 deaths that resulted from the 2010 Haiti earthquake. The 2010 Chile earthquake is among the top ten most deadly earthquakes and tsunamis in the entire history of Chile. While the database does not provide answers as to why these recent events are so deadly, the analysis reinforces the need for increasing our understanding of earthquakes and tsunamis in all regions of the world.

As the global population continues to increase, placing more people at risk, it is important to dedicate resources to mitigate against the effects of such natural hazards. Experts said that this pattern was not unusual. With this earthquake as with others, essentially two tsunamis are generated, one that hits the local coastline, often within minutes, and another can travel for thousands of miles in the opposite direction, some of its energy dissipating as it spreads across the open ocean.

It is then time to reunite and be awaken about the natural effect the development has made to our Mother Earth and to the current ecological status the world is right now. Every nation who will help rebuild the broken and devastated country would be a good help in times like this.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Jackass 3D Review

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I always thought Jackass was a stupid movie hence the title..but i tried Jackass 3D and it's hilarious, disgusting, ridiculous and brainless men giving pain to other men for viewers enjoyment..

One of my favourite scene is downright disgusting and the fact it's in 3D makes you wanna puke..it has something to do with shit..

Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Big Pocket Small Everything

I drove around Malacca a lot everyday, so often that i feel like the fuel station is my second home..gosh my car should gets hungry easily, freaking get poor just by feeding it..

Anyway, I drove around so much lately and getting to enjoy the view of many big expensive bungalow houses kinda makes me a little jealous, i mean seriously..who doesn't want a big house and big car dream right..well..me actually..

Hence the title though, the only thing that i want to see big in my life is in my pocket or wallet. Money money put foods in my tummy so i never get hungry and help me feed daddy and mummy. Maybe one day where my luck has finally turn upside down for the good reason of course and have a pocket full of money like my dad's..that's the life right..

Despite having to live in a big house does showcase one's wealthiness but money can't always buy you happiness. I moved around a lot throughout my life if i can remember and all the houses i live in are all small houses..guess that's why staying in a big house is kinda difficult mainly because there will be so much cleaning to do. One would say that i could just hired a maid with all this money, but to save all trouble..why not just live in a small house instead..

Another thing i don't see why some people like to do is buy huge ass car..doesn't everything cars do the same thing..it drives you around. Guess a man who can afford a big house would want a big car to support it, don't know if he likes big wife? just kidding..

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Friday, March 04, 2011

Antisappointment

In February i thought i was gonna have the best month yet in my career..first off i had 4 houses that I'm dealing simultaneously, a bungalow, a semi-D, a double story Terrance and a single story Terrance and just when i thought nothing else to happen anymore in February..a customer wants to rent a shop lot too..

So in total..i was doing 5 deal at the same time..it was amazing thinking about it because my new year resolution was to be able to sell at least 3 properties per month and here i am with 5 deals..

Unfortunately like Nelly sang..it was only "just a dream" well at least it's not really a dream's dream, rather it's more like in my head..Because in my head i was already picturing all the properties being sold out already, living fantasy..but nothing is always as it seems..

First off, i lost the double story terrance..The customer had already confirm a price and wanted to buy the house but they couldn't manage to gather the money since they're not financially rich therefore they couldn't afford to pay..damn..what a waste..just when i thought i've finally succeed, life takes a change on me..

After that i lost the shop lot which was even more devastating for me because i was just 1 step away from getting paid..This customer wanted to rent this shop on the ground floor 900 per month, everything was agreeable..they're paid fully..all they need to do was sign the damn document but then..them bitch ass owner was so fuzzy and difficult to handle that they made things so complicated for all of us, in the end they[the customer] didn't want it anymore..i had to return them cash..i watch my 900 go bye bye..fucking pissed off

And today, i call another new client of mine that agreed to let me help her sell off some new house she bought, was supposed to meet her on Sunday, she fucking sold it off on Wednesday..Great!! another property lost!!

I felt disappointed at myself for not trying harder, at the same time feeling depressed for life itself, i mean here i am trying to get some burden off my shoulder and yet God work in mysterious way. I'm confused and don't know what to do or how to do anymore..it's bad enough that the world is trying to cheat me off my commission but to have this all the time, it's bullshit..

I pray to God that the other 3 deals will work..for God sake..

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Tuesday, March 01, 2011

According To Karen Weatherby

Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breast is good for men's health and increase their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

I can't believe what I'm reading here..I mean like seriously? All this time we thought there was no cure of short life term and condition with God but now there is..should i say..praise Jesus?

Apparently the cure has been sitting right in front of us this whole time..turns out in coincidence that the men's antidote is also the reason that men die faster..women..

But since this came from a woman saying that staring at breast helps men..then we should do as she say right? Well then don't mind me, i'm just going along with doctor's prescription..

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Monday, February 28, 2011

No Love Lost, No Water Found

+We have had no water for the past 2 days..holy mother of sweet and pure how do we live without thou..

+What's more worse? living without electricity or living life without water supply? shit, i feel like both is difficult to live life without..

+Having no water in the house, so i had to go to one of my client's house and shower..thank God that house had water, and thank God that i have the key to enter..

+Turns out most part of Malacca have no water, everybody is dying around here, shops are not opening cause there ain't gonna be no water to clean any dishes..

+Somebody need to rain dance to bring some water back..either that or my sister had swallowed up the whole water in Malacca..damn..

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Saturday, February 26, 2011

Life After After Property Agent

This is the last of the trilogy..This will basically me looking into the future wondering what holds for me and what i wished to have or accomplished..Looking into the future imagining what life is like for me..

What i wished to have in the future is married obviously, with children too obviously, still as a property agent of course, being able to provide and give, have a reputation and last but not least for everything in my life to still in one piece..As previously goes..let's start with marriage..

I once joke to my friend that every women has the desire to kill men at some point of their life, without weapon but just by a ceremony..it's called marriage. Despite saying that, I still want to get tied down, everybody does at some point cause eventually everybody will be living their life and nobody wants to spend the rest of their life alone, cold, frozen lone wolf..Even though me being this anti socialist that i am, not wanting to do anything with anyone's life i have always thought of one day settling down with..a wife. Every man needs a woman behind me to have his back right?

No marriage will be complete without children..i have always wanted children before i even wanted marriage and the years goes by my desire to have children grow stronger and stronger. I always wanted to have a daughter, at least as the first child then a son to carry on the legacy then maybe a third child as well..either gender will do for me as long as it ain't between him and her if you catch my drift. You can refer to my older post called " Can I Have Her " for further information in case some weird bastard is more curious than i thought..

Remaining a property agent for the rest of my life is something i've set to do, because other than this, i don't know what else i'll be good at..Going back to graphic designing will be like me putting bullet into a gun and watch it come out from the barrel of it. Seriously though i don't want to change anymore other type of job..this is it..for me..

Being a guy, being a male..main job being put on this world is to..provide for his family, simple as it sounds..cause ain't no daughter or son of mine is living in a cardboard box, maybe the wife..juz kidding!

Having a reputation is pretty important in this line of work, cause the more people trust you, the easier it is for them to let you help them selling houses..Look at my father for example, he once told me that at first he help one indian family sold a house and then indian family ask him to help their friend sold their house too and their friend's friend ask him to sell their house as well..all three houses were sold eventually..now that's..reputation..keep your family and your clients closer..

Basically everything that is going great for me in my life now..i hope to see it continue happening, ain't no stopping when good shit takes off right..Why stop when you're on top..peace bitches..

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Thursday, February 24, 2011

Life After Property Agent

This is the sequel to "Life Before Property Agent"..the point for this post? is to see the comparison of my life between them two..i'm thinking of a third post of it too, kinda like movies nowadays, where every good first one must have a sequel then a threesome..i mean threequel, you know..anyway..back to the subject matter..

Basically after i joined the life of a agent..property agent that is..my schedule has been drastically different, unlike before all i do nowadays is driving around, making calls & picking up calls, picking up sister, paste signboard here and there, talking to strangers and doing appointment..so on to the first topic..driving.

Driving in Kuala Lumpur was a bitch, the traffic was shit and patience testing test was shitter..driving in Malacca ain't as bad as in KL, no offend to KL but i'm thankful that i'm not doing property cause it will take forever to go to certain location and meet customers..Malacca ain't as big as KL so..traveling is easier. Amen..

I have a weird thing for calling people, i love to prank call people when i was younger but when comes to calling people for chances to sell their house, i have fear..i mean they're both strangers right? Anyway, that was when i first started out cause back then i keep getting rejected by house owners for not wanting to give me chances to gain experiences, I'm way better now..not so much fear but still fussy over the houses that i want or don't want to call on..

Picking up call is also another issue..not exactly for me but for more like the kind of customers I'll get, some are serious buyers while other are just fooling around or not serious at all a.k.a a total waste of my fuel and time..but at times when i don't have any callers at all in one day make me wish for some callers..but when i do have too many callers per day make me wish that i could just shut off the whole world for a few hours..

Picking up my sister from school was my father's job but now it has somehow became my job..kinda it's no choice situation..being the bigger brother that i am, if i don't pick up little sister, my little brother will be chopped off, get it..

Pasting my sticker around Malacca feels like me being a graffiti artist. kinda like me tagging my name around the places, expect I'm pasting my number instead..so that shit is my moneymaker. I liked it better when clients lets me paste my sticker on their gate or something at least..it makes looking for customers easier, while I'm searching for customers, those who pass by come find me too so it works on both way..

Doing appointment is probably the best chances for me to see whether one is serious or just touring through houses..Probably the best part of it is when i get to show them some of the nicest house i got, yet sometime what i like might not be what they like..so it hurts sometime that people don't see things your way..

Stay tune for the last sequel.."Life After After Property Agent"..

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Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Life Before Property Agent

First off life before anything else is the best..basically means you're a womb, that where life is at it's best..not knowing nothing at all about the outside world, therefore need not to care about nothing..i'm 22 this year and life was the prettiest at 23 years ago..what's a cynical introduction..

Anyway life was more fun and easier before work ever have a place in my heart, seriously..It's all about fun and eating n sleeping and maybe occasionally some homework to do.

I remember when i was a kid, i always said that working will be so much better because first we get to drive, not having to be with our parents all the time to hear them nag, and because making money is better than finishing our homework..cash over score in class..but of course after certain age, i wish i could go back again because working life is tough..and that school life is way more easier once you realize it.

Of course we were to think about it now, dealing with a teacher is much easier than dealing with bosses and customers..not having someone breathing down your neck every minute, you feel less weight on your shoulder. Back then, it's just coming back to my home sweet home at noon time, kick back watching TV and playing video game and only doing them homework when parents are around..being able to go out with friends and watch movies together, being able to do all this without having to think about any work at all is the best.

Maybe that's why reason being of me to continue college rather than going straight into the working world after graduation is just so that i can delay the process. But i was lost without a sense of direction at that time so going to college was the next best thing to do..getting to live the free life of a college student that i always see in TV, but in reality, shit is nothing like it..damn..

God i missed the joy of not having to worry about financial crisis and just live life the way it's meant to live and let them parents worry about it..Kids these day are so lucky..God, that sounds old..

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